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Before You Speak Not So Clear
Posted by: Jay&Jay on October 27, 2004 @ 6:35 am
Before you ask me for the day off,consider the following statistics:
There are 365 days in the year,you sleep 8 hours a day.
Making 122 days, which subtracted from 365 days makes 243 days.
You also have 8 hours recreation every day making another 122 days and leaves a balance of 121 days.
There are 52 Sundays that you do not work at all, which leaves 69 days.
You get Saturday afternoon off,this gives 52 halfdays,or 26 more days that you do not work.
This leaves a balance of 43 days.
You get an hour off for lunch, which when totalled makes 16 days, leaving 27 days of the year.
You get at least 21 days leave every year, so that leaves 6 days.
You get 5 legal holidays during the year, which leaves only one day, and i’ll be damned if i’ll give you that one day off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Ashley on October 30, 2004 @ 3:35 am |
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I like it, it was funny. |
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noha on November 5, 2004 @ 6:09 am |
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that was a load of bollocks
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D'Atra on November 6, 2004 @ 11:52 pm |
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That was a good joke that only smart people would know about |
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Candy on November 7, 2004 @ 12:52 am |
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lol hahahahahahaha That was brilliant
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taki on November 8, 2004 @ 6:40 am |
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HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
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.....IT WAS SO LAME...... |
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don't worrie bout it on November 8, 2004 @ 8:18 pm |
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i think it was funny but yeah...only smart ppl would know bout dat |
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dont worry on September 12, 2005 @ 9:29 am |
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that was a really good joke n i think your right only smART PEOPLE WOULD GET THIS BUT IM AN EXCEPTION LOL
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nun ya on September 12, 2005 @ 9:30 am |
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tat was so funny.hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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lolololol on October 18, 2005 @ 11:17 am |
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ahahaha....that was really funny....espacially cuz i am at work now slackin’ ;) |
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