Dirty Jokes Inc. Logo
Ultimate joke directory
Jokes - The Ultimate Joke Directory! - Accountant Jokes - half full/ half empty
   

   Prankers Paradise

   Jokes

   Submit

   Moderator

   Links

   Contact

   Drug Rehab

   Halloween

 




half full/ half empty
Posted by: Jimmy on March 13, 2005 @ 1:04 am

Go Back

the pesimestic person looks at the glass as half empty
the optomistic person looks at the glass as halk full
the acountant looks at the glass as two times bigger then it has to be.


Add your own comment

From: Will on April 23, 2005 @ 5:41 pm
Comment: was looking for this joke, couldn’t remember how it goes.
Now i remember, and it IS funny, maybe cos i’m on my way to being an engineer and understand what’s involved and stuff, also its not supposed to be "bust a gut" funny, its just an amusing fact.

From: jauxer on May 6, 2005 @ 11:58 am
Comment: hehe

   
  Add your own comments (all fields are required)
Your Name:
Your Comment:
 
 
Disclaimer:
Your comments will be reviewed by a Dirty Jokes Inc. moderator. Dirty Jokes Inc. reserves the right to edit or remove your comments.
 
 
Privacy Policy      Moderator Login    Copyright © 2001 - 2008 Dirtyjokesinc.com. All Rights Reserved.