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Sunday morning sex
Posted by: Ed Blanchard on February 16, 2005 @ 9:50 am
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went
straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and
comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
"He
had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old
having sex
would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced
age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells
would
start toring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He’d still be alive if
the
ice cream truck hadn’t come along."
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| From: |
animal on February 16, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
| Comment: |
a very good joke
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| From: |
Simon from oz on February 17, 2005 @ 8:26 am |
| Comment: |
hehe, funny as hell |
| From: |
clitmaster on February 17, 2005 @ 2:25 pm |
| Comment: |
that is funny as hell
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| From: |
yemmy yo on February 18, 2005 @ 12:21 pm |
| Comment: |
that joke sucked ass |
| From: |
devin on February 18, 2005 @ 1:53 pm |
| Comment: |
thats kinda bad and really creepy |
| From: |
wolfman on February 18, 2005 @ 3:53 pm |
| Comment: |
Screw ’em Ed, that was a good joke. |
| From: |
BJ on February 18, 2005 @ 4:53 pm |
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Dude u guyz that comment on all this shit r retarded get a life and stop being fu***** judgemental!!! |
| From: |
BJ on February 18, 2005 @ 4:54 pm |
| Comment: |
But who eva wrote this that was great!! |
| From: |
Stephanie stancill on February 18, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
| Comment: |
the joke was hella funny! whover says it isn’t is just jealous! |
| From: |
mathew on February 19, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
| Comment: |
that joke was wicked man well done |
| From: |
~kaysie~ on February 19, 2005 @ 5:44 pm |
| Comment: |
tHAT WAS GOOD |
| From: |
like me alot on February 20, 2005 @ 11:25 pm |
| Comment: |
man i really like that shit:) |
| From: |
Joey L on February 27, 2005 @ 2:31 pm |
| Comment: |
That
Joke
Was
Bad
So
Kiss
My
Ass |
| From: |
yogi on February 27, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |
| Comment: |
all those that dont like it stfu |
| From: |
420dog on March 1, 2005 @ 1:37 am |
| Comment: |
DING ding ding ding ding |
| From: |
millenia on March 9, 2005 @ 2:22 am |
| Comment: |
nice one! |
| From: |
U PEOPLE on March 14, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
| Comment: |
U PEOPLE ALWASY SAY THE SAME CRAP... GROW UP..! |
| From: |
brownie on October 1, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
| Comment: |
Not to be a bitch but that was a shity ass joke try to come up with something better next time good luck!!!! |
| From: |
baza on September 2, 2006 @ 10:45 am |
| Comment: |
way to big |
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