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ur mumma is so fat
Posted by: jessica on April 12, 2004 @ 3:41 am
| Your Mumma is so fat that when she went on the scale she started seing phone numbers. |
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dick on April 27, 2004 @ 7:06 pm |
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ur dada so fat when he goes on the scale it says to be continued |
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kirstin on May 1, 2004 @ 4:07 pm |
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ya mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale |
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mart the fish on May 2, 2004 @ 7:09 am |
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ur mumma is so fat she fell over and made the grand canyon |
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mart the fish on May 2, 2004 @ 7:14 am |
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your mumma is so fat when she wears stilettos she strikes oil |
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Dreaz on May 9, 2004 @ 4:04 pm |
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Your mums had more tries then a Rugby Pitch |
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james tamba-brunelli on May 10, 2004 @ 4:01 am |
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ur mums so fat when she goes to da beach to t an every 1 thinks she is a beached whale
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james tamba-brunelli on May 10, 2004 @ 4:01 am |
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ur mums so fat when she goes to da beach to t an every 1 thinks she is a beached whale
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...brooklyn... on May 12, 2004 @ 7:24 am |
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your mumma is so fat when she volinterd 2 clean da cages at da zoo and people wood walk by and say look at dat hippotmos |
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kirsty on May 12, 2004 @ 2:07 pm |
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your mumma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac
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kirsty on May 12, 2004 @ 2:11 pm |
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Your mumma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people shout TAXI |
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kirsty on May 12, 2004 @ 2:12 pm |
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Your mumma so fat she wears a mattress as a fanny pad
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brad on May 13, 2004 @ 2:14 am |
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your mumma so fat that it would be easier to jump over her than go around |
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alicia moore on May 13, 2004 @ 11:24 am |
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your mumma so fat she has more rollsthan a bakery |
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alicia moore on May 13, 2004 @ 11:26 am |
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your mumma is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way |
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alicia moore on May 13, 2004 @ 11:26 am |
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your mumma is so fat that when she wear weres red everyone thinks shes the bus |
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alicia moore on May 13, 2004 @ 11:30 am |
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your mumma so fat when she gets in the swimming pool every one shouts tidle wave |
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alicia on May 13, 2004 @ 11:30 am |
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ur mumma so fat thet when she goes swimming they have to empty the pool first |
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Flaca on May 18, 2004 @ 3:15 am |
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Yo mommas so fat she sweats CRISCO. |
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Flaca on May 18, 2004 @ 3:15 am |
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Yo mommas so fat she has her own area code. |
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omar on May 19, 2004 @ 7:17 am |
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your mum is like a cine hall i pay she shows |
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Roxy on May 20, 2004 @ 1:54 pm |
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your mommas so fat she look like a car comin down the road with all the doors open |
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yeyo on May 22, 2004 @ 2:51 am |
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your mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell down |
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crappy joker on May 25, 2004 @ 12:15 am |
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You mamma so fat she sat on the dog and killed the dog and the dog died and thedogs name was Jeremy H. Linsberg |
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pappy on May 25, 2004 @ 12:17 am |
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your mamma so fat that when she gets her shoes shined she has to take their word |
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ding dong on May 25, 2004 @ 12:18 am |
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your mumma be so fat, when she volunteers to clean the animal cages at the zoo, people work past and say, "oohhhh, look at that hipopotamus" |
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ding dong on May 25, 2004 @ 12:19 am |
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yo mammas so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!
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Brooksy on May 25, 2004 @ 6:15 am |
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Your Mommas’s so fat, her belt size is equator!!! |
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meeeeee on May 27, 2004 @ 12:14 pm |
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Your mummas so fat that her breakfast bowl has a life guard!!! |
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paulsie on May 28, 2004 @ 3:59 am |
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your momma is so fat, that the last time she smelt hot food, was when a rich bloke farted |
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chris sanch and lew on May 28, 2004 @ 7:14 am |
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ur mommas so fat her middle names rambo |
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george harris on May 28, 2004 @ 5:58 pm |
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yo momma is so ugly, she made right guard turn left |
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Gemma on May 31, 2004 @ 2:21 pm |
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your mommas soooo fat shes taller lieing down |
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gemma on May 31, 2004 @ 2:23 pm |
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yir mumms so fat she sits beside everybody in a class room |
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sml on May 31, 2004 @ 11:09 pm |
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your momma is so fat she went to the beach and the life guard called grean peace |
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sum1 on June 1, 2004 @ 1:08 am |
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ur mummas so fat that when she walked into the aquarium all the wales started singing "we are family" etc |
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paul on June 3, 2004 @ 1:54 am |
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ure momma is soo fat when she jumped in da pool da pool jumped out
ure momma is like an ATM machine everyone sticks their pin in
Ure mumma is like a hardware shop... $.50cents for a screw |
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oh my god on June 3, 2004 @ 9:51 am |
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you people could do better all your jokes are old, the only one who laughed was my little sister and she don’t even get the jokes thats how bad they are. |
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lee on June 3, 2004 @ 9:55 am |
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ur mums just fat |
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lee on June 3, 2004 @ 9:55 am |
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ur mums just fat |
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cool fat head on June 3, 2004 @ 9:57 am |
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seriously ur mum is just bloody large |
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Dan on June 3, 2004 @ 12:13 pm |
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ur mum is so remarkably fat she writes her name in marker pen |
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damm straight on June 4, 2004 @ 8:15 am |
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your mumma is soo faaaat when shes jumpin up n down on the trampoline in a blue dress everyones screamin ....."the skys falling!!!!!" |
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here on June 4, 2004 @ 8:16 am |
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your mumma is so fat by the time she turns around its her bday |
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your mum! on June 4, 2004 @ 8:18 am |
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your mumma is so fat a whale rides her as a horse |
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gangsta elroy on June 7, 2004 @ 8:18 am |
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ur mumma is so fat i run round her for exercise |
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gangsta elroy on June 7, 2004 @ 8:19 am |
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ur mumma is so small she commited suiced off a pavement |
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???????? on June 7, 2004 @ 8:20 am |
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ur mumma is fat she uses a mountain as a dildo |
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nobody on June 8, 2004 @ 3:17 am |
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ur mumma is so fat when she walked past the tv i missed two adds |
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funny guy on June 8, 2004 @ 1:23 pm |
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ur mumma’s so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl! |
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tezza on June 9, 2004 @ 5:25 am |
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ur mum is such and old call its so retardid ur nan is so much fuckin betta its a newer version of ur mum |
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alex on June 11, 2004 @ 7:14 am |
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you sack big hair dick all of you |
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>->->-<-<-< on June 12, 2004 @ 9:49 am |
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your mama soo fat she went out with high heels and come back with flip flops |
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shaun on June 12, 2004 @ 1:06 pm |
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why has my life taken me here? |
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kyle on June 12, 2004 @ 4:03 pm |
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your mums so fat she broke a branch on da family tre |
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chris on June 12, 2004 @ 4:06 pm |
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yourmums got so hairy armpits it looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock |
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melody on June 12, 2004 @ 4:11 pm |
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no one iz fat unless they are ova 500 pounds and if u are then UR FAT and need to lose sum weight iight peace |
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sami on June 13, 2004 @ 3:41 am |
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your mummas so fat Bill Gates couldn’t afford to pay for her liposuction |
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ja.br.wh 28 on June 13, 2004 @ 6:11 am |
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your mommas so fat when you slap her belly you have to ride the waves |
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T5Dawg@yahoo.com on June 13, 2004 @ 10:11 pm |
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Yo Mamma so ugly she when in a Hunted house & came out with a job applcasion |
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jiggy jizzle jagga on June 14, 2004 @ 11:24 am |
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Your mother is so financialy depribed that she cant afford to eat at a battered womens shelter |
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mr saudi on June 15, 2004 @ 1:20 am |
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ur mummas so fat that she plays pool with the planets |
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yo mumma on June 15, 2004 @ 10:41 am |
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ur all fukn fat! |
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ur mum on June 16, 2004 @ 3:41 pm |
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ur mum is so ugly wen she went to a ugly compotion they said " sorry no perfestionals " |
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da biach on June 16, 2004 @ 3:59 pm |
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ure mums soo fat she fucked u all at da same time |
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erm on June 16, 2004 @ 5:54 pm |
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yo mammaaa is faaaat, that she is sooooooo FAT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOLZZZ FUNNY RIGHT ?? |
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mean bitch on June 17, 2004 @ 3:46 am |
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your mums so fat when she goes to school she sits next to everybody!! |
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mean bitch on June 17, 2004 @ 3:48 am |
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mum is that a fat suit ,
\ oh no thats just real fat
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fucknut on June 17, 2004 @ 3:48 am |
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come on guys you’s can do betta
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james on June 17, 2004 @ 8:13 am |
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god made the world in 7 days he took an eternity to make ure mum.now thts a sad joke so is all of these |
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d don on June 17, 2004 @ 10:28 am |
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hammers mums so fat everyone says is it a boy or a girl
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tarhooooooooooooooo on June 18, 2004 @ 8:52 am |
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your mums abig fat fucking bitch steph hammer |
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sophie on June 18, 2004 @ 3:20 pm |
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ur mamma is so fat shes got more chins dan da chinease fonebook!!! |
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shit joker on June 19, 2004 @ 5:55 pm |
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ur mums so fat shes fat |
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!! !! !! ! ! ! !!! on June 20, 2004 @ 2:20 pm |
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y r all of youre jokes shity cant u fink of new ones lol only jokein day r sooooooooo funny |
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sexc guy on June 21, 2004 @ 3:39 am |
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ur mummas so fat when she went and asked 4 a water bed the guy went and put a blanket over lake eyre |
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jake on June 21, 2004 @ 5:20 am |
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ur mummas so fat because everytime i had sex with her i gave her a cookie |
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ally n min on June 21, 2004 @ 6:48 am |
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ur mummas so fat that when she went to jenny craig they said ’sorry we dont perform miracles"’ lol n to all those ppl who rip all of ur jokes off...fuk up its humour for fuk sake n if u didnt want to read it,u shouldnt be lookin up mumma jokes! lol we love u guys :):) keep the good times rollin |
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dude! on June 21, 2004 @ 11:27 am |
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dude whats with all the people comeing on here and going oh this sites so inapropriete or ur fukin fat! first of all the dumb ass shit shouldnt have come on here in the first place and the other dude hasnt even seen us and he is probably a fat fuck him self.
ur mumma is so dumb she jumped over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
peace out dudes
SLIPKNOT RULE! |
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T,D,Y on June 22, 2004 @ 5:32 am |
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yo mamma so stupid that hammers mum is a bitchhhhhhh |
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moo on June 22, 2004 @ 8:03 am |
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min is the best hahaha allys a poo wooh hoo hoo |
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d.f y.k t.c on June 23, 2004 @ 6:50 am |
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hammaer your mum is the fattest bitch in the worlddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
and liverpool rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ped on June 23, 2004 @ 2:26 pm |
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your mumma is so fat she has to put her belt on with and boomerrang
your mumma is so thick she saw a stop sign and froze
your muma is so thick when she fell off a building she aked fo directions to the bottom |
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ally on June 24, 2004 @ 6:25 am |
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moo u suk.. |
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stuey the man on June 24, 2004 @ 7:47 am |
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ur mums teeth are so yellow she can butter a wholeloaf of bread with am
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chloe on June 24, 2004 @ 10:23 am |
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your mum walkes into her bedroom naked and your dad says to her what you doing, she says iam wearing my sexy suit so your dad says to her "go fucking iron it first" |
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paul on June 24, 2004 @ 1:12 pm |
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ur mums so stupid she sent me a fax wit a stamp on it |
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conor rathbone on June 25, 2004 @ 6:48 pm |
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your mum blue |
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corey on June 26, 2004 @ 6:54 am |
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yow mumma is so fat when she jumped out of the plain she got tuck in mid air
yow mumma is dumb she sat on the t.v watching the cuoch
your mumma is so fat that she went to the docters and they said th reson you are sooooooo fatttttttttttttt is that you sit around da hose i mean around the house fat ass |
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Ibz on July 1, 2004 @ 5:29 am |
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Your Moma Is So Fat That She Played Pool With The Planets
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Ibz on July 1, 2004 @ 5:29 am |
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Your Moma Is So Fat That She Played Pool With The Planets
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Ibz on July 1, 2004 @ 5:31 am |
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Your Moma Is So Fat That When She Went To KFC And Wanted A Bucket Of Chicken They Said Wich Size?
She Said The One On The ROOF!!!!! |
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liam barden on July 2, 2004 @ 9:03 am |
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ur mummas glasses are so fick wen she looks on a map she sees people waving |
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danny brown on July 2, 2004 @ 9:06 am |
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ur mumma is so fat when she volented to clean the cages at the zoo ppl walk by and say look at that hitopohams |
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danny brown on July 2, 2004 @ 9:07 am |
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ur mumma is so fat when she volented to clean the cages at the zoo ppl walk by and say look at that hitopohams |
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liam barden 2/7/04 on July 2, 2004 @ 9:08 am |
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ur mumma is so fast when she goes to the town center in high heels she comes back in sandles |
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Mevens on July 2, 2004 @ 11:43 am |
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ur mummas so fat when see got hit by the bus she said "oi who through dat stone"
ur mummas so fat that when she went to the cinima she sat next to everybody
ur mummas so hairy it looks like she got donkey kong in a head lock
ur mummas so ugly an hairy they filmed gorrilas in the mist when she was in the shower ur mummas so fat NASA have a statalite orbiting her
ur mummas so fat when she sits on the bus SHE SITS ON THE BUS
ur mummas so ugly her swet run up so it doesn’t have to pass her face |
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jonny on July 3, 2004 @ 2:13 am |
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your mums so fat she shits out pork chops |
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BiAtch on July 3, 2004 @ 6:35 am |
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Your mummas so fat when she plays the key board she can only play one note!!!!!! |
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Miladin on July 3, 2004 @ 4:15 pm |
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Your momma is so fat so when shes washing her ass she cant eat at the same time!
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battyshit@hotmail.co on July 4, 2004 @ 6:43 am |
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Ur mumma so fat, when she saw a bus, she thought it was a cake, and said, where’s da cream filling |
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biAtch on July 5, 2004 @ 1:28 pm |
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your mumma is soooooooooo dumn she spent ages in sainsburys staring at the orange juice just because it said concerntrate on it!!!!!!!!!! |
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bo bo on July 6, 2004 @ 1:12 pm |
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your mumma so fat that hen she was 10 she got into a 18 inda cinema lying down |
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ho bo on July 7, 2004 @ 11:15 am |
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ur mummas so fat she bent over and we lost an hour of daylight !!! |
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mark on July 8, 2004 @ 11:28 am |
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your mumma’s so ugly she made and onion cry!! |
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yo mada on July 9, 2004 @ 1:06 am |
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wabaaa shaba daba
dogfgfsgdfhdfklghewiru
fgerwiugh |
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Chanty on July 9, 2004 @ 8:13 am |
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Yo mummas so fat that the only thing that stops her from getting in jenny craig is the doors |
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hannsh and charley** on July 9, 2004 @ 5:02 pm |
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u and ur mum r soo poor that u went to the park and the pigeons threw bread @ u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i used this on a boy who i dumped and now hes fuckin me off
brownbimbo@hotmail.com |
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hannsh and charley** on July 9, 2004 @ 5:03 pm |
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u and ur mum r soo poor that u went to the park and the pigeons threw bread @ u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i used this on a boy who i dumped and now hes fuckin me off
brownbimbo@hotmail.com |
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mayowa on July 10, 2004 @ 11:35 am |
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your mum is so fat she took up all the space in the world |
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mayowa on July 10, 2004 @ 11:39 am |
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your mum is so fat she took up all the space in the world |
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Lofty on July 10, 2004 @ 12:01 pm |
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Your mumma so fat that wen she goes swimmin in da sea whales sing "we are family" |
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zoe curt on July 13, 2004 @ 4:57 am |
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i think your comments are very rude and stupid i do not like you people
my mamma is fat |
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zoe curt on July 13, 2004 @ 4:57 am |
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i think your comments are very rude and stupid i do not like you people
my mamma is fat |
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zoe curt on July 13, 2004 @ 4:57 am |
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i think your comments are very rude and stupid i do not like you people
my mamma is fat |
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zoe curt on July 13, 2004 @ 4:57 am |
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i think your comments are very rude and stupid i do not like you people
my mamma is fat |
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zoe curt on July 13, 2004 @ 4:57 am |
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i think your comments are very rude and stupid i do not like you people
my mamma is fat |
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hmister on July 14, 2004 @ 8:30 am |
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ur mama is so dumb she sold her car for gas |
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Wes on July 14, 2004 @ 12:15 pm |
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Ur mumma so old i told her to act her age and she died |
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slayer84@msn.com on July 15, 2004 @ 5:52 am |
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your mumma is so fat she plays pool with the planets,
your mumma is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat the people yellout, Taxi
Your mumma is so dumb she sold the house to buy new carpet
your mumma is so fat she lives in 4 differnt states
your mumma is so fat that when its her kids birthday her stomach is used as a jumping castle
your mumma is so huge she was mistaken for a elephant
your mumma is so huge she was mistaken for a new planet
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slayer84@msn.com on July 15, 2004 @ 5:53 am |
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your mumma is so fat she plays pool with the planets,
your mumma is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat the people yellout, Taxi
Your mumma is so dumb she sold the house to buy new carpet
your mumma is so fat she lives in 4 differnt states
your mumma is so fat that when its her kids birthday her stomach is used as a jumping castle
your mumma is so huge she was mistaken for a elephant
your mumma is so huge she was mistaken for a new planet
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Rhys L 18mc on July 16, 2004 @ 12:08 am |
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your mumma is so fat i punch her and pork chops fall out her ass |
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ya mum 1992 on July 16, 2004 @ 12:09 am |
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your mummas like a hardware store 40cents a screw |
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RhYs L 1992 mc rwb on July 16, 2004 @ 12:11 am |
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your mumma is so fat she rocked her self to sleep tryin to get up :P |
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XxX Steph XxX on July 17, 2004 @ 1:42 pm |
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your mumma is so fat that when my mum drives round her she runs out of petrol.
your mumma is so fat that when i walk around her i got lost.
your mumma is so fat that when she sat in the Atlantic Ocean, Spain clamed her as another planet. |
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george.W.bush on July 18, 2004 @ 4:36 pm |
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ur mums so fat wen she went to look in the mirror she fort it was robert naylor lookin at her |
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Cube on July 19, 2004 @ 9:46 pm |
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Hey morons, this is an age joke category. These arent mom jokes you bipolar fucks. |
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robert on July 20, 2004 @ 9:49 am |
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yo mummas so fat when the police drove past her they shouted oy break it up |
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crap bag on July 21, 2004 @ 3:08 am |
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your mummas so tall she triped over a rock and hit the moon. funny aaaaaaa |
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rob on July 22, 2004 @ 11:27 am |
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your mummas soo fat after sex she rolls over and smokes a ham
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shauna IZ cool!! 4ev on July 22, 2004 @ 12:35 pm |
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ya mumma iz so fat wen god sed let there b light e asked her to move outta da way!! |
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Sulli on July 24, 2004 @ 6:11 am |
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Dude, seriously... |
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hottie adam! on July 26, 2004 @ 3:19 pm |
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your mumma iz so fat she uses the grand canyon for a toilet! |
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Alexis and Jodanian on July 26, 2004 @ 5:29 pm |
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ur jokes r so dry every time i lok at them i crease!
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Alexis and Jodanian on July 26, 2004 @ 5:31 pm |
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your mums feet r soo crusty she uses a toilet brush to scrub them!!! |
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lauren on July 28, 2004 @ 9:14 am |
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my mum s friend kirsty lake is so fat, that when we go through doors you dont need a handle as her ginger hair pushes it |
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kirsty lake on July 28, 2004 @ 9:15 am |
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my mum is so fat i must take after her, omg |
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kiz_lake@hotmail.com on July 28, 2004 @ 9:16 am |
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my mate kirsty
is so fat that she has to eat at the zoo
john |
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link- on August 9, 2004 @ 4:23 am |
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link |
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leroy on August 9, 2004 @ 1:32 pm |
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ur momma’s so fat she works in the curb industry |
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???????? on August 9, 2004 @ 4:36 pm |
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these r all shit get summin new |
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Jamo on August 19, 2004 @ 10:04 am |
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ur mumma is so fat she hasnt whiped her arse for years.
Ur mumma is so dumb she asked for a cheese burger with no cheese.
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Guy on August 20, 2004 @ 3:30 am |
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ALL OF THESE JOKES................kick ass!!! |
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michael on August 20, 2004 @ 4:18 am |
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your mums so fat when she goes to the sea side and goes in the sea all the whales come up and start singing we are family |
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superman on August 20, 2004 @ 5:52 am |
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your mums so fat your dad had to roll he out in flour to find da wet patch |
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i LOVE UR MUM on August 20, 2004 @ 7:18 am |
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THE FAT HOE:D |
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Fuck Dick on August 21, 2004 @ 1:36 am |
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Your mumma is like a cabbage, 25 cents a head |
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mutman on August 26, 2004 @ 8:05 pm |
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ur muumas so fat when see went to the beach greenpeace tried to put her back in. |
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Ells on August 27, 2004 @ 2:47 am |
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Ur mumma sooooooooooooo fat that a firde fell on her |
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?????????????????? on August 27, 2004 @ 4:51 am |
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your mumma is so fat and dumb she did a whole lot of exersize when she could of just got liposuction. |
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shake_it_gal_gal on August 28, 2004 @ 5:21 pm |
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ur mumma sooo fat that wen gode sed let ther be light she had to move but she cudnt |
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Jay&Jay on August 29, 2004 @ 7:06 am |
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Why does this have more comments on it than any other joke that i have seen? |
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Talia on August 29, 2004 @ 9:01 pm |
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Cause it is a pathetic no good joke. |
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JmacPot on August 30, 2004 @ 2:29 am |
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Holy*Puff Puff* Fuck |
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funny dude on August 30, 2004 @ 7:06 am |
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ur mummas so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the sofer
ur mummas so dumb she stood under a rainbow and waited for skitles
ur mummas so dumb she jumped out of a window and went up
ur mummas so fat she turned half way around and it was her birthday and when she turned all the way around it was christmas |
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Heavy P on August 31, 2004 @ 11:29 am |
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This isn’t the your mama section u idiot!! |
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steve on September 4, 2004 @ 3:45 am |
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ur mumma is so dum she sat on a television and watched the couch
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funny dude on September 7, 2004 @ 3:07 pm |
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every body mummas so fat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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MASON on September 7, 2004 @ 3:34 pm |
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U MUMMA’S HOUSE IS SO DIRTY SHE HAS TO WIPE HER FEET BEFORE SHE GOES
OUT LOL |
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gladman on September 9, 2004 @ 10:53 am |
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mason go fuck a cow ,you bitch as you are in the wrong place motherfucker ...... any motherfucker thats down with me killing this motherfucker ... holla at this site ..... !!!! MOB .... 2PAC WILL KILL YOUR ASS IF HE HEARD YOU TALK SUCH SHITT .... |
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King on September 9, 2004 @ 9:43 pm |
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Your Mumma’s so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up |
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vince....... on September 10, 2004 @ 1:34 am |
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yo’ mama is so fat,, when she went to a dance,, the BAND skipped !! |
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coolie 45heads on September 10, 2004 @ 2:25 am |
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Your mum is so fat when she half turned around she was already 50, when she turned right around she died
Your mum is so fat that when she hugs someone they die in her arms
your mum is so dumb that when she is cooking she uses a smoke alarm as a timer
your mum is so fat that when she lies down she kills half her countrys population
your mum is so dumb she ran into a parked car
your mum is so fat that she could fit 100 sumo wrestlers in her pants at the same time
your dad is so fat instead of holding his briefcase in his hand he candjust stick it in his pocket |
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jason on September 15, 2004 @ 2:47 am |
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ur mumma so fat wen i try to fuck her she used me as a dildo
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mr montana on September 15, 2004 @ 10:33 pm |
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yo momma is so fat when she went to the beach everybody yelled push her back in!!!!! |
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blah on September 16, 2004 @ 5:08 am |
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you know oyur a rednut when you go to your family reunion looking for a girlfriend |
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ure momma on September 17, 2004 @ 10:47 am |
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ure mommas sooo dumb, she got in the oven and froze to death |
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sxc bitch on September 17, 2004 @ 9:04 pm |
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ur mummas so dum she returned a donut for having a hole in it |
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shelby on September 22, 2004 @ 2:53 pm |
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ur mamma soo fat she went on the subway diet and ate jared!
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shelby on September 22, 2004 @ 3:00 pm |
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ur mamma so fat she swam in the ocean and the whales went we are family!
ur mamma soo poor she had to put a milkshake on lay_away!
ur mama so fat she broke the stair way to heaven
ur mamma soo fat she sunk the titanic
ur mamma sooo stupid she got locked in a bathroom and peeed herself
ur mamma soo stupid a sign said wet floor and then she peed |
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hott stuff on September 22, 2004 @ 3:04 pm |
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ur mammas soo poor u walked in the door and hit the back fence!
ur mama is soo old her memory is in black and white
ur mama soo old i told her to act her age and the bitch died |
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Pixie on September 24, 2004 @ 9:38 pm |
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Jay&Jay’s mamma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone |
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karl on September 25, 2004 @ 4:21 pm |
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hoot stuff sounds like a gimp
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karl on September 25, 2004 @ 4:24 pm |
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hott stuff mums so fat dat wen she sat on da rainbow skittles popped out
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karl on September 25, 2004 @ 4:26 pm |
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hott stuffs mum iz so old she owes jesus a fiver |
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karl on September 25, 2004 @ 4:28 pm |
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wen i saw hott stuff kickin a can i asked her wot she woz doin she said im movin |
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this girl loves sex on September 28, 2004 @ 7:08 am |
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kirsty lake
is so dumb she asked for a cheese burger with no cheese.
kiz_lake@hotmail.com
Im sure if you email here and tell her you fancied her she will sleep with you!!!
john |
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paul kiln on September 28, 2004 @ 7:10 am |
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Im up for sex, think i will email this dumb person kirsty (some slut i assume) kiz_lake@hotmail.com -although i bet that she is so fat that when i walk around her i get lost. |
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funny dude on September 28, 2004 @ 2:26 pm |
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all your jokes suck |
| From: |
james on September 29, 2004 @ 8:53 am |
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Re-funny dude on september 28
i think the jokes are funny actually , think i will email her anyway |
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kylie on September 29, 2004 @ 9:46 am |
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i am disgusted 2 think ne1 wud talk about their mums like dis |
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i luv my mum on September 29, 2004 @ 12:31 pm |
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my mum is lovely, she makes me happy. :-)
i agree with kylie |
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i luv my mum on September 29, 2004 @ 12:38 pm |
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ur mummas so lovely, i think she’s really nice |
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poo face on September 29, 2004 @ 2:39 pm |
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my cat smells bad |
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aaaaaFUCK MY DOG on October 1, 2004 @ 5:54 am |
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your mum is like a bowling ball u finger her chuck her down an ally and she comes bac for more
GOOD HEY!!!!!!!!!!!
i got another one
your mumma is so fat it anit even funny your mum is just fucking fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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STREETNIGGA on October 5, 2004 @ 4:58 am |
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YOUR MUMMAS SO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT |
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john smith on October 7, 2004 @ 3:54 pm |
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your mum is so fat she has smaller fat people in orbit around her |
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peter knobkins on October 7, 2004 @ 3:55 pm |
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your mumma is so old jurassic park bought back memories |
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mitch on October 8, 2004 @ 7:02 am |
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your mummas so fat after sex you roll over 7 times and your still on the bitch
your mummas so poor it cost 5.95 a min to talk to her |
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DA RULER!!! on October 10, 2004 @ 12:50 pm |
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UR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE GOT RUN OVER BY A PARKED CAR!!!!! |
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Mel on October 14, 2004 @ 5:04 am |
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Your mumma’s so fat when she hopped on the scales it said " Hold on one at a time!!" |
| From: |
gsr1200 ...love bitc on October 14, 2004 @ 5:36 pm |
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your mum is so fat ,,,ibang her on the floor with ur shoe infront of ur door |
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lek wat 4,dun worry on October 16, 2004 @ 10:06 am |
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glens mummas so ugly that you came out with a big nose
you know who this is from Glen (Big nose4 rose 2 look at ur toes) |
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lek wat 4,dun worry on October 16, 2004 @ 10:10 am |
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Glen your momma is so ugly that u came out with a BIG nose
u know who this is from......nose 4 rose, with the big toes |
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does matta on October 16, 2004 @ 10:15 am |
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lol michelle layla u wait n c wats cumin 2 u ok lol....just wait |
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i like pussy on October 16, 2004 @ 10:18 am |
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lol glen rullesss |
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mufc fan on October 17, 2004 @ 7:05 am |
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Yo mammas so fat, when she ordered a water bed they put a blaket over the atlantic ocean.
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Matsta on October 19, 2004 @ 4:26 pm |
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Yo Ur moma is so fat she has Kebab legz |
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dirty smile on October 19, 2004 @ 8:31 pm |
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for jamo is too old that ’s why he is bold |
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Donna on October 21, 2004 @ 4:00 pm |
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Ur mums so fat she uses a king size matress for a tampon |
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Donna on October 21, 2004 @ 4:00 pm |
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Ur mums so fat she uses a king size matress for a tampon |
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