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Shorten Up!
Posted by: Lorraine on June 7, 2004 @ 4:35 pm
It was time for the old man’s physical. As he was practically deaf, his wife came in to the examiing room with him. After the doctor had checked his heart, blood pressure and examined his external parts, he told his patient that everything seemed to be fine, but just to be sure, he wanted do run some other tests, and for those, he would need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample.
"Whadya say, Doc?" asked the old man. The doctor repeated his comment.
"Still don’t understand ya. Wha’d he say, Madge?" Speaking very loudly and slowly, his wife replied, "Never mind, Frank, just hand him your shorts." |
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eertse on June 13, 2004 @ 2:48 pm |
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hello |
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giggles on August 22, 2004 @ 5:11 pm |
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lol give him your depends |
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Biggus Dickus on January 10, 2006 @ 9:46 pm |
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FINALLY, a joke I could actually read, and I liked it too !!!!!! |
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