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Grandpa’s day
Posted by: xfy on July 16, 2004 @ 6:29 pm

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One day, a grandpa, and his grandson were fishing. the grandfather pulled out a cigar and smoked it. The grandson said "Grandpa Grandpa! Can I have that too!?" Can the tip of your dick touch your ass? No the kid replied. "Then that is your answer." Then they go to a Store, and buy two scrtach tickets. The gandpa loses. The gandson wins a million dollars.
Then the grandpa said "Grandson Grandson, can I have that scrach ticket?" The granson says " Can the tip of your dick touch your ass? Yes he said. Then the kid says " then go fuck yourself!!"


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From: no one on July 20, 2004 @ 3:13 pm
Comment: that was the best joke. youre awesome

From: Hamz on July 21, 2004 @ 1:25 pm
Comment: Uhh some parts were hard to read but if you were to make it with better spelling it would have been better.

From: Jay&Jay on August 29, 2004 @ 7:02 am
Comment: That had to be the shittyest virsion of that joke i have ever read!!!

From: St n Ac on September 30, 2004 @ 12:28 pm
Comment: HAHAHAHAH IM IN CLASS AND IM LAUGHING HAHAHAH GOOO RANGERS!!!!!!

From: kris on October 3, 2004 @ 9:32 pm
Comment: i usualy say jokes suck ass but that one fucked ass
keep it pimp!!!!

From: robbiebox on October 30, 2004 @ 11:29 am
Comment: A1

From: wr girl on May 22, 2005 @ 6:55 pm
Comment: heard it b4 and it didnt go like that but it still was funny as hell

   
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