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Posted by: puffnstuff on August 18, 2004 @ 0:22 am

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Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
A. Beef strokin’ off.

Q. Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?
A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

Q. What’s the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?
A. A police horse.

Q. What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
A. An elephant with diarrhea.

Q. What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Q. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.





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From: ME on August 24, 2004 @ 3:36 am
Comment: props dude! Props big time. That’s some funny shit!!

From: Jay&Jay on August 29, 2004 @ 7:01 am
Comment: Those were pretty funny, but hey puffnstuff where you been latly i havn’t seen any of you’re comments latly?

From: MR CHARLIE on September 3, 2004 @ 6:22 pm
Comment: To answer your question Jay&Jay, i no long post jokes in the adult section, because there’s too many jokes there, and the way this website is set up, it’s hard to keep track of which joke is your, because they’re all counted backwards instead of forwards.

From: your stupid on September 7, 2004 @ 6:18 pm
Comment: that shit be wrong . but it be funny SHIT too!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

From: Jay&Jay on September 8, 2004 @ 11:52 pm
Comment: Mr.Charlie?...What the hell did you just say?

From: not funni on October 6, 2004 @ 11:04 pm
Comment: dis shit b lame

From: Playya2121 on October 8, 2004 @ 6:03 pm
Comment: Props bro

   
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