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The old man and the cop
Posted by: chrissy on October 9, 2004 @ 11:03 pm
A 75 year old man is driving down the road in his new corvette, when he sees that the road curves just right for his car. He speeds up, going about 65 mph and is having the time of his life. He steps on the gas, the spedometer reaching 75 mph. A state trooper pulls out of his hiding spot, and proceeds to chase this old man. The old man thinks he can outrun this trooper so he speeds up to 80. He goes a couple of miles and thinks to himself, what the hell am I doing? I am too old to go to prison for outruning a cop. So he then pulls over, and in his rear-view mirror, sees the trooper get out of the car and walk up to his vette.
The trooper looks at the old man and says, "sir, my shift ends in fifteen minutes...if you can give me an excuse that I have never heard before on why you were speeding, I will let you go."
The old man replied," Well, sir, 25 years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper, and I thought that you were him trying to bring her back. So I was trying to get away."
The trooper shakes his head, and replies to the old man; "SIR, Have a nice day." |
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rolf on October 18, 2004 @ 4:36 pm |
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lol thatrulzzzzzzzz |
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Shoap on October 30, 2004 @ 4:02 pm |
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cute..i smiled |
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younique on November 6, 2004 @ 12:55 pm |
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there was a 14 year old girl . and there was a 24 year old man . The 14 year old girl decides to sleep with the 24 year old man. The girl gets pregnant . and all of her friends wondered why she hasn’t been coming outside. Then the girl tells her mom that she was pregnant then her mom socks her in the eye
so what is the moral of this story?
never get pregnant at the age of 14. |
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Eve on March 25, 2005 @ 8:17 pm |
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hey that was cute but think of a better punch line,k? |
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