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Posted by: c-boyz on December 29, 2004 @ 11:12 pm

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ur mama so old she lost count of her age
ur mama so old she invinted time
ur mama so old she know the monoply man
ur mama so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
ur mama so old her halo is brown
yo mama is so stupid she got lock in the car
yo mama so fat she tilted the earth
yo mama so fat her hot sausage was a punching bag
how u gone be fat and 5, 5 and fat
yo mama so old the bitch know the lord
yo mama so fat the bitch nose dirty
yo mama so old the bitch knows the future
yo mama so fat she bath in the pacific ocean
yo mama so greedy the refrigirater scared of her


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From: grandmaster steve on January 7, 2005 @ 5:58 pm
Comment: ur moma so dumb she got locked in a supermarket, and still starved to death.

after ur jks i feel 2 do the same.

From: grandmaster steve on January 7, 2005 @ 5:58 pm
Comment: ur moma so dumb she got locked in a supermarket, and still starved to death.

after ur jks i feel 2 do the same.

From: !!! on January 20, 2005 @ 7:19 pm
Comment: ur momma so dumb she tried to apphabatize m&m’s

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From: Mike on March 31, 2005 @ 8:25 pm
Comment: YOUR MOMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPED ON TE SKALE AND IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED

From: keezlad on April 27, 2005 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: gd stuff

From: fuk u on April 28, 2005 @ 7:34 pm
Comment: im cute date me and call me at 604-892-5420

From: garrett on May 13, 2005 @ 9:47 pm
Comment: TO MOMAS SO OLD SHE OWED JESUS A DOLLAR....ALSO YO MOMAS ARE SO NASTY WHEN SHE FARTS ON A AIRPLANE THE OXAGEN MASKS FALL DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUZ IM RICH BITCH!!!!!

From: jjosh and mark on August 17, 2005 @ 10:49 am
Comment: yo mama so big i ran around her twice and got lost

   
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