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Three men and the Cannibals
Posted by: Blade on January 2, 2005 @ 8:31 pm
Three men were taped on a island with a cannibal clan in Africa. The Chief Cannibal steps up and looks at the three men.
"If you want to leave this island alive, you must first find ten of the same types of fruit, do this, then come back to me."
Then, the three men go there own separate ways to find the ten fruits. The first man comes back with ten apples and the chief orders him to put all ten apples up his butt without making a face. He puts the first apple in fine but winces when he puts in the second one so the cannibals eat him. The second man comes back with ten berries and the chief asks him to do the same thing. So the man starts to put the berries up his butt.
1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... 5.... 6.... 7.... 8.... Just then he bursts out laughing and the cannibals eat him. Up in heaven the two dead men meet each other and start talking about what had just happened
"You were sooo close" said the first man "Why did you just burst out laughing all of a sudden?"
"I couldn’t help it" replied the second man "I saw the third guy come back with pineapples."
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horner on January 5, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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it 2 long i cant b arsed readfin it
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fcuk on January 9, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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awsome joke! and i dont mind its long, its still funny. |
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Ellie on January 13, 2005 @ 5:20 pm |
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read my joke plz it is called catholic school it is in the little johnny jokes |
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nat on January 23, 2005 @ 12:49 pm |
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LOL i love that jk its funny LOL |
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GuD jOkE on February 11, 2005 @ 4:38 pm |
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that was a class joke!!!! it’s the first non racial joke ive herd |
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jdog on February 12, 2005 @ 8:05 pm |
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nice |
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madussa on February 24, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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that was an awsome joke i was lmao |
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surfer girl on March 27, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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that joke was awesome........i’ll tell it to all my friends. |
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Teresa on April 2, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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Sweet ass joke |
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old on June 24, 2005 @ 8:45 pm |
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooldddddddddddddd |
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SLADE on January 10, 2006 @ 9:43 pm |
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THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FORCE SOME AIR THROUGH MY NOSE...WELL DONE SON |
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J on January 10, 2006 @ 9:44 pm |
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funny |
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Biggus Dickus on January 10, 2006 @ 9:46 pm |
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It may have been old, but at least you could understand it...... I give it a B+ !!! |
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