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You’re how old?
Posted by: Laina on February 17, 2005 @ 9:38 am

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There was this guy that was driving around town with a pocket full of cash when he cums along this ugly ass bitch and says "how much would i have to give you to wipe my ass?" the bitch answers him and says. " What you don’t want me to did any good shit?" and he tells her "I just got done taking a shit and need to have some one wipe my ass. Now how much will it take?" the bitch answers him and says " I’m telling my mommy on you." He asks her "why she is out here on the street for if she isn’t trying to make any money". She replies and says I was on my way home from elementry school.
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(i kno it sucks but i just made it up so yeah.)


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From: none of yur biznass on February 17, 2005 @ 6:16 pm
Comment: dis jokes makes no sense hoo ever made it up iz a ass hole

From: wut da hell on February 17, 2005 @ 6:43 pm
Comment: i agree with none of yur biznass (hoo ever that iz)

From: UR JOKES IS on February 18, 2005 @ 9:17 pm
Comment: DON’T MAKE SENSE NEXT TIME TAKE SOME TIME AND MAKE ONE UP

From: mike pic on February 19, 2005 @ 6:09 pm
Comment: what?

From: ?? on February 21, 2005 @ 4:49 am
Comment: i agree wid da rest get a life fuckin lame bitch

From: ƒfr@nklin on February 21, 2005 @ 11:41 am
Comment: i dont think there might be any joke as stupid as this one......

From: piss off bitch on February 25, 2005 @ 1:23 pm
Comment: what a fuking joke is this do u call this a joke bitch what about u how much would u charge for liking my bolks.

From: CARLY on February 26, 2005 @ 11:16 am
Comment: THAT JOKE SUCKED DICK, BITCH U RETARDED OR SOME SHIT?

From: rebecca on February 28, 2005 @ 8:45 am
Comment: i agree wit the rest of them

From: Wade on March 2, 2005 @ 6:59 pm
Comment: That was fing stupid

From: sxc_gem on March 3, 2005 @ 12:26 pm
Comment: I agree 2 . . .Tha joke must have been the worst joke known 2 mankind!!!

From: Ayesha on March 4, 2005 @ 3:25 pm
Comment: You are right but it was pretty good for making it up on the spot though. I think I will have to agree with ur jokes

From: cali on March 7, 2005 @ 1:34 pm
Comment: u fucking latina dont even know how to spell and it dont even make sence stupid little fat ass bitch GET A FUCKEN LIFE

From: ihatespics on March 9, 2005 @ 1:28 pm
Comment: This has to be the dumbest joke ever. And everybody who has written a response is
fucking ignorant too. Learn to spell dumb fucks!

From: no need on March 9, 2005 @ 7:56 pm
Comment: i agree with ihatespics , ya’ll need to learn how to spell.

ya’ll is a country contraction of you all, just in case you can’t read either!
oh, the joke wasn’t funny. next time take your time and think it over before
you submit it.

From: Unkown :age 11 on March 13, 2005 @ 12:19 am
Comment: learn how 2 spell

From: D'fool on March 21, 2005 @ 9:02 am
Comment: haha
Thats not even a joke, thats probably the most stupid thing I ever herd...

From: gs on March 21, 2005 @ 1:54 pm
Comment: that was soooo stupid , shit and it didn’t make any sense

From: Mami Chula on March 25, 2005 @ 5:30 pm
Comment: Damn chick if u gonna write a joke here know what the fuck u are gonna put cuz your joke sucks and i agree with the rest off yall people

From: none on April 5, 2005 @ 11:49 am
Comment: it was cute!...haha

From: none on April 14, 2005 @ 8:40 am
Comment: this joke was lame but does everyone really need to be so rude about it.

   
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