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My Horse.....
Posted by: Me2005 on April 7, 2005 @ 6:29 pm

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One day long ago a cowboy needed to buy a new horse.He searched and searched for a good one,but nobody was selling a horse anywhere in town.He was getting desperate,and decided he would buy the first horse he saw,no matter the cost.Just then a native american came into town on his horse.The cowboy decided he had to get this horse.He went to the native guy and said,"how much for that horse you have there?".The native guy said,"hes not for sale,besides,he dont look so good".The cowboy was getting pissed now,i mean here is this horse that looks heathly,and the cowboy is desperate for one.He asks again,plz,how much for that horse?The native guy says,i told you,he dont look so good.Now the cowboy is pissed.If he is sick,tell me how you rode that horse into town,and how you will ride back,tell me why you packed so much on the horses back.That horse looks fine to me,and I want it.Fine the native guy says,but im telling you he dont look so good.The cowboy bought the horse,and was so happy to finally have one again.But over the next few days he notices the horse keeps walking into trees,and going off the road.Damn it,the cowboy says,this damn horse is blind,im going to find that indian and get my money back.So he finds that native guy and says,how dare you sell me a blind horse?The native guy looks at him and says,I told you he dont look so good......


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From: RRRrrrrright on April 12, 2005 @ 1:34 pm
Comment: You need to learn to tell jokes better, and get to the punch line quicker.

From: Joe on April 27, 2005 @ 2:01 am
Comment: stupid and boring this joke sucks ass

   
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