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Thow did the cat die
Posted by: Dean on April 11, 2005 @ 3:10 pm
| One day a women with three babies in her stomach is walking down the sidewalk at night. All of a sudden a robber pulls her into an ally, shoots her in the stomach three times and takes her money. After the robber leaves she pulls the streangth to get to the hospital. After she gets to the hospital the docter fixes her up. Then she asks how will my babies be and the docter said they will be fine. 16 years later justin comes to his mom and says he just went pee and he shot a bullet out of his penis and that it really hurt. The mother then tells Justin the story of how she got shot. A little while later Joe comes to his mom and says the same thing so his mother tells him the story to. A little while later jeff comes in the liveing room with a dead cat. the mother says o my god how did the cant die. Jeff says i was jacking off and the cat died, i dont know how. Mom says tell me exactly what happened. Jeff says I was jacking off and it started to feel good and i started to cum then all of a sudden i got a sudden pain and the cat died. Then his mom says u shot the cat . |
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Gary on April 14, 2005 @ 2:10 am |
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That’sa sick joke. you shud post it twice.....it was kinda funny, in a strange way |
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BOBDOLE on April 14, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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DEAN YOU ARE THE FUNNYEST PERSON I’VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF READING A JOKE FROM |
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BOBDOLE on April 14, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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DEAN YOU ARE THE FUNNYEST PERSON I’VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF READING A JOKE FROM |
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criticman69 on April 15, 2005 @ 6:42 am |
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dat was the shittest joke i have read u suck dick. |
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billy es retardo on April 28, 2005 @ 1:34 am |
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That joke reminds me of another joke:
The mom was cooking a pot of stew when accidently a bunch of bb’s fell into the pot. She didn’t noticed it and she fed the stew to her three children. Later that night, the first kid ran into where his mom was and cried mommy, mommy, I peed a bb. She went and checked the pot and seen a whole bunch of bbs in the pot and realized what had happened. She told him, don’t worry, it will pass on through. The second kid comes in and cries to his mom. Mommy, mommy, I peed a bb. Oh, don’t worry, it will pass on through. The third kid comes running to where his mom is at, and his mom says, don’t tell me, you peed a bb. No said the third kid. I was jacking-off and I shot a bird. |
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yo mama on May 15, 2005 @ 7:32 pm |
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that sucked balls.
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