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gorilla catcher
Posted by: geordieboy on April 25, 2005 @ 5:43 pm
A man is in his garden when he notices a gorilla up his tree. "what’s that doing there?" he says to himself. He goes back into the house and looks up gorilla catcher in the yellow pages.
Got a Gorilla up your tree? then phone 555333.
"That’s what I’m after"", says the man and gives them a call.
A couple of hours later, a Gorillas R Us van pulls up and a man gets out. He takes one look at the gorilla and opens his van. He takes out a ladder, a feather duster, a doberman, a set of handcuffs and a gun.
"What do you need all that for?",asks the first man.
"Well, I’m gonna put the ladder against the tree, climb up and tickle the gorilla with duster. Now gorillas are really ticklish so he’ll fall out. The doberman has been trained to rush across and grab him by the balls. I then climb down and slip on the handcuffs.
"Oh, what’s the gun for?"
"That’s for you, if I fall out of the tree shoot that fucking dog!" |
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jayhazy on May 27, 2005 @ 9:01 am |
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good one! But the phone number has only 6 numbers |
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