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mr. lonley
Posted by: the law ak47 on May 7, 2005 @ 3:55 am
| there was this guy he was very lonley so he went to the pet shop to get a pet he go’s to the owner and say’s whats the newist animal you got the owner say’s i just got this centipede allright ill take it the man say’s he takes it home puts it on the tv about a hour go’s by the go’s to the centipede and say’s would you like to come with me to the bar to get a drink no answer from the centipede another hour go’s by the say’s would you like to come to the bar with me still no answer the man puts his face in the centipede’s box and say’s would you like to come to the bar the centipede look’s at him and say’s i heard you the first time i’m puting my shoe’s on |
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w00t-er on May 11, 2005 @ 11:08 pm |
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Lol, nice joke I liked it =D.
4˝ out of 5
W00t-er, Dirty jokes inc. staff |
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the law ak47 on May 24, 2005 @ 7:51 pm |
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thanks
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yo on May 26, 2005 @ 8:26 pm |
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man what? |
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ha on June 8, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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haha |
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Dumbass on June 26, 2005 @ 10:52 pm |
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cute, but not funny |
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tjval on June 30, 2005 @ 10:30 pm |
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Cool joke. Liked it. |
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