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Goldilocks n 3 bears
Posted by: Peter Jordan on June 20, 2005 @ 7:57 am

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One day the 3 bears returned from their forest walk and sat down at the breakfast table.

Daddy bears then yells "what the hell is going on here, somebody has eaten all my porridge!"

Baby bear also shrieks "what’s going on here, somebody has eaten all my porridge too!"

Then Momma bear says "O, both of you shut the fuck up! I haven’t even made the porridge yet!"


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From: Daniel on June 21, 2005 @ 8:29 pm
Comment: Didn’t exepct that at all. Good though, lol!

From: a_passerby on June 23, 2005 @ 4:28 am
Comment: you ever pull a dago’s ear? i pull my dago girlfriend’s ears all the time, but if i pull too hard she yelps like a dog.

From: a_passerby on June 24, 2005 @ 1:32 pm
Comment: i also like pulling on my dick.But if i pull it too hard it comes off

From: ha ha on June 26, 2005 @ 10:34 pm
Comment: so funny ha ha (damn computer it makes me look happy well i’m not i’m bein’ sarcastic...)

From: angel eyes on June 30, 2005 @ 10:42 am
Comment: thats a good 1

From: some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 3:57 pm
Comment: Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.

Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.

forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free

From: some guy who loves t on July 2, 2005 @ 3:58 pm
Comment: itties........

Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.

forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free

From: Narrisah on July 25, 2005 @ 10:10 am
Comment: Great! short jokes like that are the best!

From: ruby on January 9, 2006 @ 4:37 pm
Comment: lol its funny!

From: ruby on January 9, 2006 @ 4:38 pm
Comment: lol its funny!

From: Bella Ragazza on January 9, 2006 @ 4:54 pm
Comment: Please pull my ears.

   
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