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Posted by: Chuck on August 3, 2005 @ 9:57 pm
| A midget, with a lisp, decided to buy a horse. Went out to a farm and asked the farmer if he had a horse for sale. "I sure do, c’mon around back and I’ll show her to you." Out back the midget walked around the horse and asked the farmer if he could see her teeth. The farmer lifted him up to see the horses teeth, then put the midget back down The midget walked around the horse again and asked if he could see her ears. The farmer, getting irked obliged him again. Third time around the midget asked if he could see her twat. By know the farmer is pissed, walked the midget around to the back side of the horse and said"You want to see her twat, I’ll show you her twat !" With that he hoisted the midget up and crammed his head into the horses twat. Little arms and legs flailing, he waited a few seconds and pulled the midget out and set him back down on the ground. Midget gets up, shakes his head, gasps for air and says, "Pawhaps I should wephrase that, can I see her run around for a few minutes?" |
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