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Duck condoms
Posted by: odyssey80 on September 27, 2005 @ 9:23 pm

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Two ducks have just gotten married. They get in their bed and it starts to get hot and heavy, when the wife duck turns to the husband and says honey did you remember the condoms, and reply’s that he didn’t have them and that he forgot to bring them. so the wife tells him to call room service and see if they have any. So the husband calls and ask the operator if they have any condoms. He told them they did and would bring them right up, and then asks if he would like that on his bill to where the duck replies NO I’lLL SUFFOCATE!


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From: LoFi on January 9, 2006 @ 4:59 pm
Comment: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Tim on January 9, 2006 @ 5:00 pm
Comment: Good joke, but the format needs work.

From: gary on January 9, 2006 @ 5:02 pm
Comment: that is a cute one.

From: kitty on January 9, 2006 @ 5:05 pm
Comment: thats funny but really lame

From: ed on January 9, 2006 @ 5:15 pm
Comment: ok i will give you that one,pretty good

   
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