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A Bear and Rabbit
Posted by: Joe on January 25, 2006 @ 12:43 pm

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There was a bear and a rabbit, and they found a magic lamp. So they both rubbed it at the same time, and a genie popped up.
The Genie said " I will grant you each 3 wishes"

so the bear went first, he said " I wish that all the bears in the park, were all girls except for me."

Then the rabbit said " I wish i had a motorcycle"

The Bear said " I wish all the bear’s in the state were all girls except for me

Then the rabbit said " I wish i had a helmet for my motorcycle"

The Bear said " I wish all the bear’s in the world were all girls except for me "

Then the Rabbit said " I wish bear was gay"


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