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The Three-Legged Pig
Posted by: Chris on August 1, 2004 @ 2:11 pm
| John was a hay and feed salesman struggling to make a buck. When John was driving by an old farmhouse on the countryside he decide to stop by to see if he could get a sale. As he was walking up to the house he was greeted by a farmer. John started giving the farmer his sales pitch when he noticed a three-legged pig limping around the yard. John said to the farmer "That’s quite an unusual pig you have there sir." The farmer replied "I’ll tell you how unusual that pig is. When my house caught fire, that pig ran into our house through the flames and woke everyone up and saved our lives!". John said "Wow that is amazing." The farmer said "You wanna hear amazing? When my son was drowning in that there pond over there, that pig jumped in and dragged him back to shore and saved his life again!" John said "Unbelievable, that pig did all that? Sir, do you mind me asking what happened to his leg?" The farmer answered "Well son, now see a pig like that you don’t go eatin’ all at one time." |
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