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Loose Parrot
Posted by: Eric on August 28, 2004 @ 10:00 pm
| A parrot escapes from a pet shop. He flys around the town and comes across a man selling Bologna. The man is shouting, "Bologna! Bologna!" The parrot repeats him and flys off. Next, he flew to a road where some guy got himself stuck in a manhole. Someone yells, "Get a ladder and help him up!" The parrot repeats him and flys off. Next, the parrot flew to a circus. Someone was shouting, "Hit a black one, win a prize!" The parrot repeats him and flys off. Finally, the parrot flys to a church. Once inside the parrot hears the minister saying, "God is up there." The parrot says, "Bologna! Bologna!" Then the minister says, "The devil is down there." The parrot says, "Get a ladder and help him up!" Then the parrot kicked something and it hit a black person. He then screeches, "Hit a black one, win a prize!" |
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pde on September 1, 2004 @ 8:00 pm |
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This is one of the funniset jokes I’ve ever read! |
| From: |
Whatever on September 21, 2004 @ 9:23 pm |
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Ha thats a good one! |
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td on January 22, 2006 @ 7:33 am |
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nice!! thats pretty funny!!!! lol
ive got won.....
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kermits finger
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