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Song Bird
Posted by: chrystal holdren on September 24, 2004 @ 1:05 am
So, this husband wants to buy his wife a unique present for christmas, so he goes to a pet store and tells the owner he wants a unique animal.
So, the owner shows him this bird named Chester, who’s just singing away. The man asks, "What’s so unique about him?" The owner replies, "He does tricks, if you stick a match under his left foot, he sings jingle bells, and if you stick one under his right foot, he sings jingle bell rock" The man says, "I’ll take it"
When he gets the bird home, he tells his wife, "This is Chester, and he does tricks, if you stick a match under his left foot, he sings jingle bells, and if you stick one under his right foot, he sings jingle bell rock".
The women says "OK, but what would happen if you stick one between his legs?" And, just as she’s about to, the bird starts screaming,"Chester’s Nuts Would Be Roastin On An Open Fire!" |
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howdyhorangerjoe on September 25, 2004 @ 12:18 am |
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thats funny, thank u |
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my ass on September 26, 2004 @ 9:46 pm |
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that was so boring i wanted to kill my ex boyfriend so delete this joke(lol im jus playing with yall that was pretty good, i have to say)
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| From: |
Whatever on September 27, 2004 @ 3:43 am |
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Ok then...... na that joke was alright. : ) |
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Jayli on October 28, 2004 @ 7:14 pm |
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That joke was hot |
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allison k. on January 9, 2006 @ 4:59 pm |
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Tht shit waz funny as hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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