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Parrot on a plane
Posted by: Ormo on November 8, 2004 @ 1:45 pm

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A man is sitting next to a parrot on a plane when the hostess comes over and asks him if he wants a drink.
’’I’ll have a glass of water please he say’’ but the parrot cuts in
’’Give me a fucking pint now’’ the woman goes of brings the parrot its pint but forgets the mans water

She comes back a bit later and asks if they would like anything once again the man ask nicely
’’Can i please have a glass of water’’ and once again the parrot says
’’Give me a fucking pint’’
Again the hostess brings the parrot his pint but forgets the mans water

A little later the hostess comes back and ask if they would like a drink by now the man is pissed of and decides to like the parrot be rude so he sa
’’Get me a fucking pint now’’ at this the woman grabs the man and the parrot and chucks them off the plane they are falling to the ground when the parrot turns to the man and says
’’Cheeky fuck for someone who cant ply aint you’’


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From: billy es retardo on April 28, 2005 @ 2:03 am
Comment: ’’Cheeky fuck for someone who cant ply aint you’’

That is great!!!! lol Makes no sense, what-so-ever, but that is what makes it great.

   
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