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Lizard and the monkey
Posted by: Chris on December 3, 2004 @ 9:53 am
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a
few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ’dry’ and is going
to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river and floats downstream.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the lizard, "What’s the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks up the river bank, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey!"
The Monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuck!!!.......how much water did
you drink?!
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jelliybean on January 26, 2005 @ 8:56 pm |
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that was cute! |
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madman on January 31, 2005 @ 5:26 pm |
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MUAHAHAHhahahaa!
that was a good one |
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chazza_razza on February 15, 2005 @ 6:04 pm |
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hahhah i love it ^___^ hhahahhaha |
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Robby Rob on March 3, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
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Fuuuuuuuuuck...that was funny |
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Dick Divers on May 3, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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Good one. |
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