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a man in a bar
Posted by: rob on January 7, 2005 @ 2:11 am

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a man sits gambling at the end of a bar, the bartender sees he is doing well and wants a peice of his action, so he says to the man hows about a little wager, the man never turning down a bet before bellys right up to the table with a "hell yeah" so the bar tender explains that he has a horse tied up out back and if the man can make it laugh he’ll win a hundred dollars....the man tilts his head looks up and then proceeds out back ...seconds later he comes back in, the bartender says well...? and the man say "see for yourself", sure enough the bartender comes back in stupified "i dont know what you did but hes just a rollin","how about double if ya make ’em cry", the man doesnt even pause....he walks out and walks right back in....the bar tender quickly runs to the back door to see his horse bawling like a little baby...."come now give up the secret...what did ya do ", the man says "well i normally dont tell my secrets but ya did pay me good"..."the first time i went out i told him my dick was bigger than his, he thought that was pretty funny, ’cept the next time i went out i showed it to him".....


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From: ShoreGirl on January 14, 2005 @ 8:50 pm
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Comment: these jokes are ok but some are rubbish

   
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