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Cross Eyed Donkey
Posted by: Dave on January 28, 2005 @ 1:26 am
| One day a friend was visiting another farmers farm when he came across a cross eyed donkey. The farmers friend said I know how to fix this, get me a hose. So the farmer grabbed a garden hose and gave it to his friend. The friend then stuffed one end of the hose up the donkeys ass and grabbed the opposite end and blew into it. Amazingly the donkeys eyes went straight for the duration of the blow, but soon went back to being crossed after blowing air up the donkeys ass. The friend blew and blew over and over and soon the donkey was just about cured and only needed a couple more bursts of air to permanently be cured. So the friend turned to the farmer and said can you take over. The hiperventilated friend moved off to the side and the farmer stepped right in. Then to the amazement of the friend the farmer took out the hose from the donkeys ass turned it around stuffed it back in and started blowing. The friend all grossed out said what the hell are you doing... the farmer said I dont want to put my mouth on the same end that you did. :-) |
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. on January 31, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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crap |
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the unknown on April 7, 2005 @ 7:58 am |
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no, i didnt like it |
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