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How to catch a Polar Bear
Posted by: Gomer on January 28, 2005 @ 10:02 pm

Q: How do you catch a Polar Bear?
A: 1) Dig a big hole in the ice.
2) Get a bunch of frozen peas and place them all around the hole.
3) When the Polar Bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the
icehole!

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From:	goober on April 10, 2005 @ 12:33 am
Comment:	thats funny, gomer.

From:	bvhchgchc on January 9, 2006 @ 5:08 pm
Comment:	hrd it b4!!!!!!!!!!!



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