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my budgie
Posted by: nigel on January 31, 2005 @ 6:56 pm

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a bloke buys abudgie and after having it for about a week he feals the budgie is fealling alone so he went back to the pet shop to buy another one he came back put the budgie in the cage that night when the bloke came home he found the new budgie dead at the botten of the cage so the next morning he tock the dead budgie back and said the budgie was dead what should i do,the man said get a biger bird so the pet shop owner reconmended a pidgeon so the man bout it he tock it home and put it in the cage and went to work,when he came home the pigeon was dead at the bottem of the cage, so the next morning he tock the dead pigeon back to the shop and explained to him what happend,so the pet shop owner recomended a bigger bird so he said get a eagle so the, man bought a eagle he tock it home put it in the cage and went to work but, when he came home the eagle was dead at the bottem of the cage and the budgie had no feathers left so the man went up to the budgie and said what happend and why have you got no feathers ,the budgie replied, this was a big bugger a had to take my jacket of.


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