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ugly horse
Posted by: t on March 12, 2005 @ 8:12 pm

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once upon a time a cute little mouse was so proud of who he was, he could climb into the grain shed and eat all the grain he wanted. He would often brag to the ugly horse that he was the best animal alive. One day the poor little mouse got stuck in a big old pile of crap, and he couldn’t get out, so the old ungly horse walks over the pile of crap, lowers his tremendous dink, and saves the life of the little mouse.

The moral of the story, you can only be so cute. But as long as you are hung like a horse you should be fine.


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