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The Truth
Posted by: Travis Nuckles on December 7, 2004 @ 12:32 pm
| Bob and Nancy were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. After 50 years, Bob wanted to know if Nancy was always faithful. Bob asked, "Have you ever cheated on me?" Nancy replied, "Yes, three times." "What?!", yelled Bob, "When?" Nancy said, "Remember when the septic tank flooded back in ’69 and we couldn’t afford to fix it? I convinced the plumber to fix it for free." "And?" Nancy said, "Remember when you needed heart surgery in ’75 and we didn’t have insurance? I had the doctor treat you for free." "And the third time? "Do you remember when you ran for mayor back in ’89 and you were behind by 200 votes..." |
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| From: |
James on December 8, 2004 @ 11:40 am |
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Now that’s what you call faithful. |
| From: |
paul on December 8, 2004 @ 11:41 am |
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damn she must really love her man. |
| From: |
fjaa? on December 29, 2004 @ 10:08 pm |
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She must really be good in bed. I mean holy shit 1 nite with the doctor and all the expences of heart surgery covered. thats pretty amazing. Must b real flexible or sumthing. no one will kno but we will al want to. |
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BOB on January 27, 2005 @ 7:54 am |
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COOL SHE MUST DO A GOOD BLOW YEH |
| From: |
JOHN on January 27, 2005 @ 7:54 am |
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SHE MUST DO A GOOD WANK |
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AZZ20 on February 16, 2005 @ 3:55 pm |
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SHE MUST REALLY LOVE HIM OR LOVE SEX.... |
| From: |
curtis on February 16, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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add more to it . it doesn’t end |
| From: |
Ashly on April 3, 2005 @ 8:45 pm |
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your sister is so ugly I thought she was your mom.............ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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Ashly on April 3, 2005 @ 8:46 pm |
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your sister is so ugly I thought she was your mom.............ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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Ashly on April 3, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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your sister is so ugly I thought she was your mom.............ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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Ashly on April 3, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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your sister is so ugly I thought she was your mom.............ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| From: |
hi on April 8, 2005 @ 5:31 pm |
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it sucks |
| From: |
hi on April 8, 2005 @ 5:32 pm |
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it really sucks
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| From: |
josie on April 20, 2005 @ 4:54 pm |
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if you love them stay with them until you die |
| From: |
josie on April 20, 2005 @ 4:57 pm |
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don’t leaven them for stuip creep
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| From: |
Sapoloco on April 25, 2005 @ 11:44 pm |
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Just let me have that bitch in bed |
| From: |
jake on June 10, 2005 @ 11:21 pm |
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funny as hell man |
| From: |
camile on June 16, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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it sucks |
| From: |
matt on June 23, 2005 @ 7:20 pm |
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shit joke, stick to wat ur good at |
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