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A Birth Story:P
Posted by: Sandy on March 31, 2005 @ 5:48 pm

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Right after this woman gives birth to a baby girl the nurse runs out to the other room to get it cleaned up. When she comes back she whipes the baby at the wall and it rolls over dead. The mother screams.
The nurse says:
"APRIL FOOLS,..It was already dead!"


AHAHAHAHAHA!


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From: tess on April 1, 2005 @ 11:54 pm
Comment: you think thats funny you stupid bitch!We know were you belong!

From: on April 2, 2005 @ 12:21 am
Comment: that is so fucking sick

From: steveo on April 2, 2005 @ 4:00 pm
Comment: Give it a rest you ass wipes. It’s funny

From: no name bitches on April 4, 2005 @ 12:05 pm
Comment: I LOVE IT!!! SOOOO FUCKIN HILARIOUS

From: KENDOG on April 8, 2005 @ 3:40 pm
Comment: DIDN’T SEE THAT ONE COMING... BEST JOKE I HAVE HEARD IN YEARS...

From: {*meLia*} on April 10, 2005 @ 2:53 am
Comment: thats some fucked up shit. how pathetic...

From: A.F on April 19, 2005 @ 3:45 pm
Comment: Wow! that’s pretty pathetic you loser

From: playa99 on April 26, 2005 @ 9:24 am
Comment: thats fucked up u sick fuck what if that happened to your wife

From: damn on April 28, 2005 @ 12:41 am
Comment: man thats reali sik u lil bastard. i c ur face wen im dreamin dats y i always wake up screamin.....laughter

From: damn on April 28, 2005 @ 12:43 am
Comment: playa99s so frekin rite u freak

From: tara on May 1, 2005 @ 8:28 pm
Comment: rite ur a screwed up wanker.

From: tara on May 1, 2005 @ 8:28 pm
Comment: rite ur a screwed up wanker.

From: Daddy BigBucks on May 5, 2005 @ 10:07 pm
Comment: That was the sickest joke I have ever heard

From: SOMEONE???? on May 22, 2005 @ 9:21 pm
Comment: stupid bitch U need to go back to sick ass place u came from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: IwntEVNcmnt on May 25, 2005 @ 3:39 am
Comment: ..................SHIT!

From: WOW! on May 25, 2005 @ 7:12 pm
Comment: thats crazy and screwed up!

From: RagMan on May 31, 2005 @ 6:50 pm
Comment: GREATEST JOKE EVER!!!
Did you ever hear?:
what is black, white, red all over, and has trouble going through revolving doors?


a nun with a spear through her head!

From: tara on June 6, 2005 @ 11:54 am
Comment: thats sick u prickface

From: Ty on June 14, 2005 @ 3:37 am
Comment: Best Joke Ever :P

From: giggles on July 4, 2005 @ 1:26 am
Comment: Ok, please that was really gross, and mean of the nurse. y are people so cruel!

   
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