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Sick joke
Posted by: Christina on March 10, 2005 @ 3:49 pm
In a hospital waiting room a guy is anxiously waiting for his wife to have their first baby, after 2 hours, a nurse comes bouncing though the labor room doors with a little baby cradled in her arms and asks for Mr. Johnson, the guy proudly announces " that would be me!" he jumps out of his chair and runs over to her and says " is that my baby?", the nurse replies "why yes!" she starts to hand him the baby, and instead, grabs it by the feet, swings it over her head, and slams it into the tile wall and it’s brains and guts splatter everywhere; the guy then says "Jesus Christ, what in the hell did you do to my baby ? !!!!" she replies, "April Fools!, it’s already been dead for an hour."
THIS IS REALLY SICK.....................but it had to be done |
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.. on March 11, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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thats fucked |
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hotstuff on March 13, 2005 @ 3:51 am |
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dats wrong |
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kitaro on March 14, 2005 @ 7:01 pm |
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bad news |
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fufu on March 14, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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that is horrible!!!! |
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? on March 18, 2005 @ 1:10 pm |
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this is the weirrdest joke do sum better jokes next time |
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Babyblues(cyanosis) on March 20, 2005 @ 10:25 pm |
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I’m a Doctor of Obstreperoustics at Cedar Sinus Hospital in Kikeville, New York, and I am affronted, disgusted, and utterly discombobulated by the aforementioned "Smashing (Daddy’s little) Pumpkin" joke. Every baby is precious - or at least fit for harvest. Organs and neurons don’t grow on trees, you know?! And I am so fucking tired of sweating bullets every time I go through Customs after my Mexican "vacation." They’re stupid, but not that stupid. Who the hell brings containers of "calimari" home after a weekend in Mexicali?!
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Mexican Hater on March 22, 2005 @ 2:33 pm |
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Baby blues - you silly bugger - everyone knows that anyone from Mexico that can run, jump or swim is already in the USA (also explaining why they suck in the Olympics). So why would you need the "calimari" imported, when all the good shit is already in the USA illegally? |
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sam on March 23, 2005 @ 9:17 pm |
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All u guys suck |
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omfg on March 25, 2005 @ 10:48 am |
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just cos it happened to your mum no need to make a joke out of it. |
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omg on March 26, 2005 @ 5:30 am |
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omg ur cruel and thats gross and yea.......fook ur mean |
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casha on March 26, 2005 @ 5:21 pm |
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that was a horrible joke.. fuckin mental ppl |
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------- on March 28, 2005 @ 11:41 am |
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HOW COULD U?!?!?! |
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SAM on March 28, 2005 @ 7:03 pm |
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u guys are all fucked |
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bob on March 29, 2005 @ 2:50 am |
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omg ur mean that is a horrible joke its not funny ur fucked! |
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everybody, reeeelax on March 29, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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everybody, relax, its not like shit like that doesnt happen in real life. babies get thrown in trash cans, babies get suffocated because the mother cant take care of it, so you guys just relax and be happy that it isnt happening to someone u love. and its not disgusting that it is happening, its disgusting that its happening and you guys are disgusted by the joke instead of the real thing.... that was a pretty good joke, but it was disgusting... thanks. |
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****HIPSTER on March 29, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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WHAT A CRY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 |
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(*&**uy&*%^% tftye on March 29, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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WHAT A SICK JOKE MAN R U CRAZY OR WHAT THAT IS SO WRONG WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT THAT WAS SOoOOoOo FUNNY! |
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bling bling on March 30, 2005 @ 2:43 am |
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dude, you got a sadistic sense of humor, maybe you’re a cop.
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fuck you on March 30, 2005 @ 12:14 pm |
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go fucking smash your baby on the ground and tell me how it feels better yet why dont you fuck your mom kill her do your dog eat out your fish and blow your dick off then kill your baby after that FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF ASS HOLE WTF? FUCK YOU!!!!!:( |
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KidsTasteLikeChicken on March 30, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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Hey, I threw mine on the floor, all it did was bounce back into my arms! |
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me on March 31, 2005 @ 10:31 am |
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dats funny i laughed thats great i am telling dat one |
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fazzer on March 31, 2005 @ 2:37 pm |
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fuckin top joke sicker the better |
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christina on March 31, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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you all enter the BABY jokes yet freak out when you read them. What the fuck. are they gonna be sweet little cutsie jokes NO so eat me. JOKES fuckers. they’re jokes. |
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christina on March 31, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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that is why its called APRIL FOOLS..........as I said above it applies here. |
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lacey on March 31, 2005 @ 4:02 pm |
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i think that was sick but i thought it was funny and if you guys dont like it then stop fucking looking at these jokes you wimps |
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on march 31,2005 @ on March 31, 2005 @ 5:41 pm |
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tight aSS |
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chandni on April 1, 2005 @ 4:47 am |
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i think the writer is really crazy of some sort.............
the whole doesnt make any sense .............
and no one wud ever do sumthin liek that.........
the joke in short sux big time and so does teh writer |
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DONT WORRY on April 1, 2005 @ 7:09 am |
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WOT A BUNCH OF LOSER THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE! NICE JOKE! |
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amanda on April 1, 2005 @ 9:02 am |
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i think it was fucking awesome my whole class laughed at it we need more people with a sense of humor like that and fuck everyone that dont like it
ever try deadbabyjokes.com
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?!? on April 1, 2005 @ 11:18 am |
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wut the fuck is wrong wiht u u mental peices of whack! |
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!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??! on April 1, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
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WTF THATS GROSS |
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BabiesAreTasty on April 4, 2005 @ 12:13 pm |
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umm yeah that was a pretty good ones...but ive heard far better. you need to step up ur game a lil buddy... |
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{*meLia*} on April 10, 2005 @ 3:05 am |
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u guyz got nothin better to do than to make sick baby jokes huh? fucken pathetic... |
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WHAT! on April 11, 2005 @ 11:25 pm |
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Sick piec of shit..............but funny! |
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for meLia on April 19, 2005 @ 4:13 pm |
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You got nothing better to do than sit in front of your computer and bitch about all these jokes???? Where the fuck are yours hoodrat? |
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becca on April 27, 2005 @ 2:58 am |
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lmfao, FUNNY SHIT |
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penis on May 14, 2005 @ 12:17 am |
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poop |
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penis on May 14, 2005 @ 12:18 am |
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fuck |
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penis on May 14, 2005 @ 12:21 am |
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poopfuck |
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penis on May 14, 2005 @ 12:21 am |
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fuckpoop |
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penis on May 14, 2005 @ 12:22 am |
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FUCKPOOP!!!! |
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amber on May 22, 2005 @ 9:32 pm |
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it did not have 2 be done |
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