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Army Life
Posted by: Some one on April 22, 2005 @ 6:43 pm
The boots in the army, they say their mighty fine, i ask for size 11, they give me 99!! oh y an army life, y i wanna go home.
The women in the army, they say their mighty fine, some are over 80, some are less than 9!! oh y an army life, y i wanna go home.
the guns in the army, they say their mighty fine, i try to shoot a guy, i shoot it off my right eye!! oh y an army life, y i wanna go home.
The biskets in the army, they say their mighty fine, one rolled off the table, it killed a friend of mine!! oh y an army life, y i wanna go home.
the food in the army, they say their mighty fine, i took a small bite, it taste like iodine!! oh y an army life, y i wanna go home. |
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girly on April 25, 2005 @ 12:25 pm |
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That wasn’t really funny, interesting but not funny |
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i did ur mama on April 25, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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right............... |
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alias on April 27, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
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Pretty lame, seriously. |
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um on April 27, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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no it aint. it not a joke but it is a little funny. |
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Jip on April 30, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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Learn to spell,dammit.. |
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big ass motherr on April 30, 2005 @ 7:54 pm |
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wtf is with everyone, it was ok....... |
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Ranger on May 1, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
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It sucks like navy! |
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big ass motherr on May 17, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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they guys above me not u man |
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serving in iraq on June 13, 2005 @ 9:16 am |
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That is a rip off from an Army cadence
and a poor one at that. You got all of the words wrong and the tune is wrong.
Additionally, you added a couple of stanzas that do not make any sense.
It goes..
they say that in the Army, the pay is mighty fine (who said that)
they give you 100 dollars and take back 99
oh lord, i wanna go, but they won’t let me go (oooo, ooooo, heh)
They say that in the army the coffee is mighty fine
it looks muddy water and tastes like turpentine
etc., etc.
Get it right, dumb ass |
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kosrae on June 21, 2005 @ 1:47 pm |
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u go ,serving in iraq
they say that in the army,the food is mighty fine
the chikens jump off the tables and start marching time
they say that in the army,the girls are mighty fine
they look like....and walk like frankenstein...lol |
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kosrae on June 21, 2005 @ 1:48 pm |
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just kidding army girls, much love for u’all |
| From: |
nelly on June 25, 2005 @ 6:38 pm |
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i hear ya Lord knows, i got lots a lovin in the service. lots a good GOOD times |
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Jason on July 28, 2005 @ 1:49 am |
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If we Americans ripped off everything that we know from the british, how come the british lost to us? |
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jus driftin on August 2, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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umm i belive the americans won bc the brittish couldn’t ship enough soilders over mabye ? i don’t know, but it’s something to concider mabye..
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Merican on September 8, 2005 @ 6:19 pm |
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USA. USA. usa. usa... |
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Pascoh on September 13, 2005 @ 2:02 am |
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army cookies really do suck, i hear their like doggy biscuits lol |
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Trixie on September 19, 2005 @ 3:03 pm |
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the line about women is
They say that in the army, the girls are mighty fine
they look like freddie kruger and walk like frankenstein |
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Luckster on September 19, 2005 @ 3:03 pm |
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Yeah, for those people who thought it was a bad joke, are retards, well, so is the author. But, just like serving and kosrae said, is that it’s a funny song, not a joke. |
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FOSTER on October 3, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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YOU MUST BE A DAMN PRIVATE.... DON’T EVEN KNOW THE CADENCE DUDE. TIGHTEN UP YOUR SHOT GROUP FNG... |
| From: |
Marc on November 8, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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IT SUCKED BIG TIME IT WAS A FREKIN RIP OFF OF THE ORIGINAL CADENCE IF IT WAS UP TO ME I WOULD TAKE IT OFF |
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