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Handy Hero
Posted by: Robert C. on April 28, 2005 @ 9:18 am

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A hero of World war 1 was approached by a young girl and asked : ’did you kill a German?’.The hero replied in the affirmative.’With which hand did you do it ?’, demanded the girl.

’With this right hand."The girl took the hand and kissed it.

An officer who was watching the proceedings exploded: ’ Heavens man,
why didn’t you tell her that you bit him to death ? ’

Ha! Ha! Ha!


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From: Oliver Humanzee on April 28, 2005 @ 8:14 pm
Comment: It could have been better. Two stars.

From: Sarge on May 1, 2005 @ 6:04 pm
Comment: I dicked him to death. Come here young girl!

From: this joke sucked on May 3, 2005 @ 6:15 pm
Comment: This joke really SUCKED!!! and who ever wrote it should have there head ripped off and someone should SHIT down their neck!

From: adam on June 1, 2005 @ 2:28 pm
Comment: thats the shittiest joke i ever heard. It wasnt even near funny

From: ukmed on June 11, 2005 @ 12:49 am
Comment: nah man, that was the fully sickest joke out!! bro how u not like it?

From: coolio on June 27, 2005 @ 7:24 am
Comment: That joke is a fuckin outright lie. NO fuckin officer has the brains to think of that!

   
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