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flying carpets
Posted by: michael g on May 27, 2005 @ 9:32 am
| there was an american fighter pilot flying over iraqi airspace, when suddenly, he gets surrounded by some flying carpets. he shoots them down on instinct, after that, he radios through to base, and tells the general about how he shot them down, and the general says.. GOD DAMMIT SOLDIER, THEY WERE ALLIED CARPETS!! |
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pop warn winch on June 3, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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ok, i dont get it. maybe "allied" is a familiar brand name or something to you, but i haven’t heard of it. it may only be a locality type joke.
whatever, i dont like it. |
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bob armstrong on June 10, 2005 @ 12:34 am |
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u have mental problems, u suck |
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Ur STUPID PPL on June 25, 2005 @ 3:21 am |
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lol, u retard, how culd u not have heard of allieds, They were a side in the war. IDIOT. Great joke btw. |
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Aladdin on July 1, 2005 @ 6:15 am |
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Thanks a lot for shooting me down asshole! |
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f u binladin on July 1, 2005 @ 3:33 pm |
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nobody likes you Alladin you motherfucking asshole! |
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Jason on July 28, 2005 @ 1:49 am |
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News flash ’Ur STUPID PPL’ we know about the allies (not allieds) There just isn’t any connection between them and this retarted joke. |
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BenR on September 30, 2005 @ 1:42 pm |
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Just so you guys know. the point of the joke is that we automatically think that the carpets are iraqi because of the stereotype. When the HQ radios back that their allied... its funny cuz its a surprise. |
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Ollie on October 14, 2005 @ 3:33 am |
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It’s just a pun on the brand name "allied" who, would you believe it - sell carpets. |
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Allied carpets uk on October 24, 2005 @ 5:30 pm |
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er nice one for the retards thats never known the name ALLIED its a national carpet company in the uk .but there again they dont have carpets in america in fact they proberly think a carpet is an animal that lives in a car . CAR-PET |
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Army Gal on December 16, 2005 @ 10:36 pm |
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First off whats with the stupid joke? And Allied Carpets it was a pun and you joke on CAR-PETS was really stupid btw, grow up and yes we do have carpets in the US |
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