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what army stands for
Posted by: ME on June 27, 2005 @ 6:01 pm
If you ever wanted to know what ARMY stands for well here it is
(Aint
Real
Marines
Yet) |
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steel on steel on August 2, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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why would anyone want to be a Navy infantry soilder? |
| From: |
fizzle on August 5, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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ok...thats old as piss |
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Dugan on August 23, 2005 @ 12:33 pm |
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does anyone pick on the airforce??They go through traning rideing stationary bikesand I don’t think they can climb the ropes but maybe can do alitte jump rope.Runnig what’s that??? Just joking guys an gals but I don’t see too many jokes on you so just had to add some dumb remarks in.GO ARMY & MARINES |
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wifeofiraqvet on September 6, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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Get real.....Army is what the US stands for......they’re the ones ones talks about. |
| From: |
psycho on September 12, 2005 @ 2:21 am |
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us army really means
U ncle
S am
A int
R eleased
M e
Yet
or backwards
Y es
M y
R etarded
A ss
S igned
U p |
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budweiser on September 12, 2005 @ 2:21 am |
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Yep, wanna be Marine! |
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Marine Girlfriend on September 12, 2005 @ 2:22 am |
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Um...ya...Marines are the best |
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Army dude on September 14, 2005 @ 2:18 am |
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Iv’e seent that on a bathroom stall, and it still sucks ass, even if I were a marine it would still suck ass |
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CHCUCKLES on September 19, 2005 @ 3:05 pm |
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whats the sound a bullet makes bouncing off a helmet "MMAAARRRRRRRINNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! |
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bladecop on September 22, 2005 @ 2:59 am |
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Can’t we all just get along. Seriously, the only reason why every other branch wants to rag on the marines, is because they did not have the physical stature or the balls to sign up. Let’s see, what branch is called "The President’s Own". What branch is the only branch entrusted enough to guard the embassies in all countries. What branch is mimicked more than any other branch. Who has to bail out all of the Army, Navy and Air Force dumb asses that can’t find they’re way out of a bathroom stall. And last, but not least, who can be called to war without the approval of congress. US MARINE CORPS. SEMPER FIDELIS!!!!! |
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Fish on September 26, 2005 @ 3:31 am |
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Yeah, the marines are definitely the toughest branch. Nonetheless, the Army still beats the shit out of the Air Force or the Navy. |
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army girlfriend on September 26, 2005 @ 3:31 am |
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My ex is a marine and a spineless jerk! Now I am dating an Army fella and he has twice the courage of the other guy. He volunteered to go to Iraq. |
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amanda on September 26, 2005 @ 3:31 am |
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That was so ****ing dumb the army was the first military. The ****ing marines just copied of the navy. That is why we call them Jar heads. |
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Soldier on October 6, 2005 @ 1:40 am |
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I doubt any of you have any idea what your talking about. Each Corp offers different things to different people. I wouldn’t say anyone Corp is better than the other. Different for different people. They all have purpose, too. Like ’taken lives’ said, Marines are the invasive force, army hold the areas taken by Marines. Among, countless other purposes. We would all be fucked up without an airforce, and do you know what are first line against most hostile assaults on the US is? The Coast Guard. I will admit, the Navy is probably the easiest way to go. I know a guy, however, that got full training with Seals, Green Berret, and Delta Force through the Navy, + sniper training. It just depends on the way you go.
Peace. |
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war on October 7, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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Soldier you are right excep about the navy is the eassiest way to go, you fucking kidding me the airforce are the happiest people you will see even in Iraq. I now they do there job but why are they always happy I’ll tell you why becuase they do nothing. navy has best pilots Topgun. We work inland air and sea, and this is the eassiest way to go. Your amazingly stupit get your facs straight. |
| From: |
cocknose on October 11, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
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and do u know what marines stands for
muscles
are
required
intelligence
not
essential |
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AirforceJunkie on October 11, 2005 @ 4:38 pm |
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Modern fighters/attackers/whatever the fuck it is, are some of the most technologically advanced and pain-in-the-ass mofos ever, and before they perform their magic, the pilots twiddle their thumbs for fucking HOURS ON END. Pulling 9G manuevers dodging radar guided, heat seeking missiles, or 50 cal. bullets at 20,000ft/alt would send marines nuts (basically the most totally X-TREME!!!!!!!! rollercoaster ever). Marines are nutz though, their mentality is "YOU GOING TO DIE, but before you do kill as many enemies as possible". ARMY, more like ARM-ME, they have the shit and actual vehicles, marines are just goddamned infantrymen with sometimes literally 10:1 odds, so are generally trained to be meaner than any other branch. SPETSNAZ would kick all their asses though. |
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Royal Marine. on October 20, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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Ive worked with the USMC and they are shite. Fuckin useless, all the gear no idea. |
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pvt woodard on October 24, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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Army Hoooahh.... Marines arrrggghh....
Air force owwww.... Navy ewwww... |
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ANG-AGR on November 8, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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Well, this is a truly sad commentary on the collective intellect of our armed forces. You really should have studied for the ASVAB, because while you gorillas hunt the "enemy," dodging snipers, and IEDs, we’re hanging out at the government contracted hotel bar, seducing your girlfriends. Don’t worry though; we’ll be there to bail you out with close air support and 30 mm cannons.
A little advice for your next life: Pay attention in school, and quit being so selfish, because nobody likes an arrogant idiot, and your girlfriend likes it when I nibble her earlobe and gently brush her stomach with my fingertips. Air Force: Cross into the Blue. . . Dumbass!
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