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3 baseball fans in trouble
Posted by: Aroddontslapmyballs on August 5, 2005 @ 8:41 pm

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One Day 3 men from the US army were in saudi arbia a sox fan a yankee fan and a As fan. They were caught with smuggled booze. In Saudi Arabia that is a very heavy crime they were senteced to death. The Sheik said its my wifes birthday and ur lives will be spared and u will have 20 lashes and 1 wish before u get whipped. the As fan wished for a pillow on his back but after 10 the pillow busted and he got wipped and cried. Next the yankee fan wished for 2 pillows after 15 it broke threw. Then the sheik saw the sox fan was next and said u follow the best team in baseball and have the best fans he said i will give u 2 wishes. He said i would like 100 lashes the sheik said u are very honroable and brave what would be ur second wish? The Yankee fan tied to my back.


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From: jesse on August 8, 2005 @ 10:13 pm
Comment: pretty funny

From: Tashfin on August 15, 2005 @ 2:05 am
Comment: this sucks! did not make any sense whatsoever.

From: g man on August 15, 2005 @ 5:32 pm
Comment: thats because ur stupid but i still dont like the joke cuz its about the yankees the red sox sux they win one world series in like 100 years and think their the shit that why im going to laugh in all their faces when the yankees knock them off in the playoffs!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: JACK PURVIN on August 16, 2005 @ 1:03 am
Comment: GREAT JOKE

From: mark on August 23, 2005 @ 12:32 pm
Comment: wht a loada shit. my 4 year old sister can tink of betta jokes den dat

From: cubbies fan 7 on August 23, 2005 @ 12:33 pm
Comment: this joke is crap. makes no sense plus the soxs suck and they arent that smart believe me. and the yankees are a good team
it should be the other way around with the sox fan and yankees fan!!!

GO CUBS, SOX SUCK @$$...

From: Dugan on August 23, 2005 @ 12:33 pm
Comment: that tickle my funny bone

From: Some guy on September 13, 2005 @ 3:13 pm
Comment: Good joke but needs to be typed clearer.

From: me on September 19, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: to hovers name is Tashfin, you must be ablonde or a yankee yourself to not have gotten that idiot!

From: Task Force Swimley on September 23, 2005 @ 1:19 pm
Comment: Ha ha ha, Tashfin didn’t get it! That’s funnier than the joke!!

From: Chunk on October 11, 2005 @ 4:38 pm
Comment: It sucked, just because the first guy was an A’s fan

   
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