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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



The time
Posted by: Andrew Snow on October 26, 2005 @ 8:39 am

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On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field
and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.

One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"
The tower responded, "Who is calling?"
The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"
The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference.
If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o’clock.
If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.
If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.
If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand
is on the 3.
If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it’s Thursday afternoon and 120
minutes to "Happy Hour."


Add your own comment

From: roger on November 8, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
Comment: sorry, not funny.......... well maybe a little funny

From: Andrew Snow on December 16, 2005 @ 10:36 pm
Comment: eh, we all have our bad ones

   
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