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Three Generals
Posted by: TheGrinch on March 30, 2004 @ 11:55 pm
The Army recently found it had too many generals, so they decide to offer and early retirement bonus to any who will retire. Three generals decide to retire, two younger ones and an old one.
So the three arrive at the Pentagon and are told the bonus is as follows: For every inch between any two points you pick you your body, you will recieve so much money.
So the youngest general steps up and says "From my head to my feet" They measure him and he walks off with his check.
The second general steps up and thinks for a second, stands on his toes, raises his arms and says "From the tips of my fingers to teh tips of my toes." They measure him and he walks off.
Meanwhile the first general had told the third general what was going on, so when he steps up he says "From the tip of my penis to the tip of my balls" Unsure of how to handle this, they decide to call in the corpsman to do this measurement. So after waiting around for a few minutes, the corpsman walks in and tells the general to drop his pants. He does and the corpsman starts to work his way along the length. Suddenly the corpsman gasps and yells out, "My God man, where are your balls?!?"
The general grins and replies, "In Vietnam" |
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| From: |
mental on May 19, 2004 @ 9:36 am |
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funny
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george on June 6, 2004 @ 10:01 pm |
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funny funny |
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christian on June 29, 2004 @ 7:41 pm |
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that is phenomenal!
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aaron on August 18, 2004 @ 5:46 am |
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thats just bloody stupid |
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funny on August 23, 2004 @ 7:41 am |
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aaron is just bloody stupid cuz that was a funny joke |
| From: |
Xyclops on August 26, 2004 @ 7:29 am |
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lolololol |
| From: |
bookfreak on August 27, 2004 @ 4:43 pm |
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That joke kicks ass! |
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gitterdonegirl on September 8, 2004 @ 4:20 pm |
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that one was good, lol |
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? on October 18, 2004 @ 4:44 pm |
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lol that rulzzzzzzzzzzz |
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USSoldier on October 20, 2004 @ 9:35 pm |
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Good one! Hooah! |
| From: |
jacob on October 28, 2004 @ 9:16 am |
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that was awsome |
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lilith on December 6, 2004 @ 7:23 pm |
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that is kick fuckin ass lol |
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mexichik on December 16, 2004 @ 9:57 pm |
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That was really funny. |
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Wasouski on December 18, 2004 @ 8:58 am |
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That is the best joke I’ve read in a long time! LOL. |
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marine dude on December 23, 2004 @ 12:28 am |
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It is a good joke but work on your punctuation and spelling. Man... come on. |
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Vietnam57 on February 28, 2005 @ 3:21 am |
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LOL, you didn’t make this joke up. It’s been around for a long time. Probably before you were even born. Sorry man lol. It is funny though. |
| From: |
jarod on June 27, 2005 @ 6:14 pm |
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that was a gooder
unexpected ending
good! |
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