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Posted by: funnyasfuck on April 22, 2004 @ 8:06 pm
you heard that new Iraqi joke?
neither did i. shot the Iraqi before he could tell it to me |
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emma on May 16, 2004 @ 1:25 pm |
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the jokes r fantastic xxxxxxx |
| From: |
co2van on May 19, 2004 @ 12:29 pm |
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Too funny!!!!!!! |
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pen on May 20, 2004 @ 10:45 pm |
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real good |
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pen on May 20, 2004 @ 10:45 pm |
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real good |
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charlie on June 19, 2004 @ 3:14 am |
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crap and craper |
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binladen on July 1, 2004 @ 12:03 pm |
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not funny man in my country we kill you all he he he he!!! |
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wardy on August 2, 2004 @ 2:08 am |
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horrible. don’t ever tell that again
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American and Proud on August 21, 2004 @ 12:08 am |
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Hey guys, now I am a proud American. Now I concede that most of us have our eyes a little crossed. Perhaps we were fucked in the ass
by our pappas one too many times. Maybe the leader of our country is a fucking redneck handicap. But come on, we can’t help that we
are the bottom of the human gene pool. We think we are tough because we have lots of guns and shoot poor people that haven’t eaten
in weeks, of course we get a self confidence from this. Our media lies to us and makes us scared of our own shadow.
And god knows we are materialistic and fat as hell. I mean, our chicks are FAT! That should make you feel sorry for us.
I mean, why does everyone else on earth think Americans are nothing but slimy pieces of rat shit?!!! |
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Actually Proud on August 23, 2004 @ 7:39 am |
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hey jackass (referring to "American and Proud") if u don’t like this country feel free to get the fuck out. that’s one of the bonuses of living here. u can leave. ur lucky u have that freedom so be thankful. we can help that we are the bottom of the human gene pool. we could kick slime like u out of this country so how bout u haul ur ass to that starving third world country we’re trying to liberate from their oppressive terrorist government. I hope u choke. by the way great joke I woulda shot the fucker too |
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Chris on August 26, 2004 @ 12:06 am |
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Hey American and Proud,
You’re a jackass I’m a naval cadet and soon to be a member of our military everyone always covers the bad side of the military. Never the part on how our young men and women lose their lives. Because of them you jackass you have the right to say that and I’m going in to the Coast Gaurd I hope I don’t run in to you and if you ever get in a fight never call the armed forces to help you out PUSSY. |
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Xyclops on August 26, 2004 @ 7:27 am |
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Hey American and Proud ur a stupid asshole. I’m not an American but they have had 2 go through alot of shit lately and they handled it real well. You need to, oh i dont know.. go screw yourself maybe? |
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bookfreak on August 27, 2004 @ 4:40 pm |
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I’m glad I’m not American, that way I don’t have to put up with freaks like you! Jack ass! |
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SARGE on September 18, 2004 @ 12:32 pm |
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IM A SARGENT IN THE US ARMY GREAT JOKE |
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Proud Yank on September 24, 2004 @ 7:45 pm |
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Our military sucks! Look at Iraq: A bunch of starving people with old technology are kicking the shit out of our "mighty" military. Its time to face the facts and realize that we Americans are actually really weak ass pussies. I guess that is what happens when the military hires people that Wal-Mart wouldn’t hire... |
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Officer on September 24, 2004 @ 7:56 pm |
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I am in the Navy, and I have been shocked with who is in our military. I have come accross several cases of our men dressed as ladies doing things I care not to discuss. Maybe its the stress of the job, or lack of females around? People in America need to understand that Bush has sent us on a mission for his (and his firends) personal gain: OIL. We aren’t happy to be hear, so please stop supporting this war. And stop being so ignorant of others opinions, that is why everyone hates Americans: we don’t know when to shut the fuck up! Sincerely, A Proud (sometimes) Military Man |
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Purdeep Singjar on September 25, 2004 @ 8:46 pm |
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America peoples are retard |
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Green Bastard on September 25, 2004 @ 8:54 pm |
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I recently read a report from the World Health Organization that (not surprisingly) wasn’t published in main stream papers, that indicated the average IQ of Americans is 14 to 20% below the IQ of people from most other countries...NO JOKE!
I imagine it wasn’t reported in papers because it would have caused outrage amoung said Americans..............................Just a little food for thought.
PS. It explains some of the views shown here on this web page!!! |
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Bromley on September 30, 2004 @ 6:43 pm |
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Belated, but I have to laugh at Chris and his Coast Guard armed-forces-thing. I’m sure it’s a valuable service and all, but (whatever your position on Iraq) it doesn’t even vaguely compare to the front line. |
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Military Girlie on October 5, 2004 @ 11:09 pm |
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WOW ignorance IS bliss for some of those i see... great joke btw .... Support your troops or feel free to get the fuck out!!!! |
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UNKNOWM on October 7, 2004 @ 9:07 am |
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SARGE u can go to hell u pc of camel shit u lot are bunch bush sass licker cos specaily u sarge i bet u like it u sad idiot.iw ud kick so called sarge ass to kingdom com.so ur dug at ur job i mean ass licking sad son of bitch |
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123456789 on October 28, 2004 @ 9:14 am |
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binlarden people told me you fuck your camels |
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Chappell on October 31, 2004 @ 11:40 pm |
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Wow, a lot of you are thin skinned as fuck. CALM DOWN MOTHER FUCKERS. America > ALL! Kkthx ~ |
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inknown on November 2, 2004 @ 5:43 am |
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listen 123456789 binladen also told that fhe also fucked your mam, your sister, your grandma and wife or girlfriend NOW YOU CALM DOWN YOU SAD MOTHERFUCKER |
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purgatory on November 2, 2004 @ 10:16 pm |
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Preach on dude!!!!!! That shit was funny!!!!!
*Dag--you’re always in my heart* |
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Australian and proud on November 28, 2004 @ 7:02 am |
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wanna know why you freakin americans suck??? because you cant resolve your disputes in your own bloody country letalone the ones in iraq, why the fuck are you fighting each other on here? thats pathetic, i dont care if your a naval cadet, im a fucking australian and that gives me more credit then you will ever claim. Grow the fuck up dickheads and listen to yourselves, people are right when they say youz are nothing but fat slobs, now i know why bun laden wants to crucify everyone of you |
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USMC WIFE71604 on December 1, 2004 @ 5:46 pm |
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HEY AUSTRALIAN, GO FUCK OFF. THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD THAT IS BETTER THAN THE USA. YOU AUSSIES SMELL LIKE SHIT AND YOU GUYS CAN’T EVEN GET LAID BY YOUR OWN WOMAN. THEY WANT OUR MEN. SO APPERANTLY WE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. FOR YEARS THERE HAS BEEN A FUED BETWEEN THE BRANCHES OF THE SERVICE. BUT THAT STILL MAKES US BETTER THAN YOU. AND THE THING WITH BIN LADEN, HE CAME AND ATTACKED US BECAUSE HE WANTED A CHALLENGE, YOU GUYS ARE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO FIGHT, MIGHT AS WELL GET THE WOMAN TO FIGHT FOR YOU. THEY JUST MIGHT DO A BETTER JOB. |
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SUPERSAM on December 9, 2004 @ 5:54 pm |
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quit winging u fuckin hippies thats a mad joke.... hey i got an idea... evry1 who objects to arabs being shot go and take sum bullets for them if u belive in it so much, otherwise dont rub ur bullshit in other ppls faces |
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Scout on December 10, 2004 @ 2:14 pm |
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All you little fuck who think you have a clue about what’s going on in Iraq can shut your cum trap. You don’t know what it’s like to have bullets flying over your head and hitting your buddy right beside you and killing him. You can all go to hell and i’ll send all you buddies who dare to fight american soldiers to you. Most of you are big pussies who are afraid to serve you country. Even though it may not be right all the time, We will complete our mission no matter how long it takes. |
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mexigirl on December 16, 2004 @ 9:42 pm |
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I agree with kiroe. Soldiers give their lives for us evry day and this is their thanx from us. I really do think that the people that talk about America being such a bad place don’t have guts to do antything, let alone fight for this country. And as for Unknown, learn how to freaking spell and for that matter learn to speak as well. No one can understand a word you are trying to say anyway. |
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a person on January 15, 2005 @ 11:40 pm |
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Har har har, not funny, jackass.
But seriously, everyone on this site is annoying. I’m getting so sick of reading everyone’s
bitching. One person says this, the other person that. Can everyone just shut up? Well
now I’m kind of bitching, so....yea......I’ll go now. |
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a person on January 15, 2005 @ 11:40 pm |
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Har har har, not funny, jackass.
But seriously, everyone on this site is annoying. I’m getting so sick of reading everyone’s
bitching. One person says this, the other person that. Can everyone just shut up? Well
now I’m kind of bitching, so....yea......I’ll go now. |
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USA ROCKS! on February 9, 2005 @ 7:09 pm |
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USA is the best country in the world everyone who thinks otherwise is really fucked up! were the best country, we got beautiful women, and we got lotz of money. especially me.
but eveyone else can fuck right off! |
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michael on February 15, 2005 @ 5:20 pm |
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your jokes are bullshit and they don’t make sence.
My joke, on the other hand is good:
What do you call a load of pakkies in a swimming pool?
Co Co Pops |
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Penetrator on February 15, 2005 @ 11:57 pm |
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America is for all the shit you find in the bottom of an outhouse. Americans are stupid fucks! |
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hey on February 22, 2005 @ 11:18 pm |
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good ol’ knee slapper hey there pentrator im sure you either french out of eastern europe or a raghead oh oh oh or a north korean you know what i dont care just shut the fuck up holy crap man thats why i hate people oh and for the raghead miltia fighter wannabes outthere the Qu’ran does not say that you should kill the eagle or whatever you just twist it so that you can degrade the greatest country of all oh and england and austrilia [?] i have complete respect for |
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steve,josh on March 10, 2005 @ 8:35 pm |
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that is racist and i dont like iraqis so thats funny |
| From: |
becker on March 29, 2005 @ 11:46 pm |
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to the bastard who wrote that fuckin joke
thats not cool dumb fuck...your sorry ass is located in a safe country so you can talk shit
all the time. go to hell soon aaigt.. |
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shut up on April 4, 2005 @ 2:03 pm |
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that is the crappest racist joke ever
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shut up on April 4, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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man i h8 racists homie why do dey hav to liv dey dont deserve a life man.
they need to get a life
G UNIT
G UNIT
G UNIT
R GONNA KIK UR ASS GO MUSLIMS |
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shut up on April 4, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
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man i h8 racists homie why do dey hav to liv dey dont deserve a life man.
they need to get a life
G UNIT
G UNIT
G UNIT
R GONNA KIK UR ASS GO MUSLIMS |
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SHUT UP on April 4, 2005 @ 2:08 pm |
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QUICK TIP : DONT MESS WITH ME
BASICLY DONT F WIT ME
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SHUT UP on April 4, 2005 @ 2:08 pm |
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QUICK TIP : DONT MESS WITH ME
BASICLY DONT F WIT ME
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054M4 on April 14, 2005 @ 11:21 pm |
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FUCK AMERICA FUCK AMERICA FUCK AMERICA. |
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USMC WIFE 71604 on April 26, 2005 @ 8:20 pm |
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FUCK THE IRAQIS, MY HUSBAND SHOULD HAVE KILLED MORE OF THEM!!! |
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FUCK AMERICA on May 5, 2005 @ 7:10 pm |
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FUCK AMERICA WHO DOSE BUSH THINK HE IS TO GO IN IRAQ AND THROW HIS
FUCKIN WAIGHT AROUND FUCK BUSH HE SUCKS FAT DICK IF HE WAS A MAN HE
WOULD GO IN IRAQ AND FIGHT HIM SELF FUCK BUSH AND FUCK AMERICA
ALL OF THE WORLD SHOULD ATTACK AMERICA AND FUCK UP BUSH !!!!!!! |
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MACHAEL fuck u on May 5, 2005 @ 7:34 pm |
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fuck u asshole ur stupied joke is fucken dumd and pakies rule go fuck ur self machael we dont need rasect biches like u mother fucker i love america and everything about it
and moved here from afganistan becouse of the war in 1990 there and i am going to be
in the army and i hate racesim and pakie jokes there stupied they make fun of our cuilter
so anyone that gose to this site and buts on raszime jokes they should go die i am proud to be an american afganistain so dont fuck with me
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FUCK AMERICA on May 11, 2005 @ 2:42 pm |
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FUCK AMERICA. THE WHOLE WORLD HATES YOU. I WISH THE 9-11 PLANES HAD NUKES ON BOARD. |
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joe on May 25, 2005 @ 2:51 am |
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uh yea..this country really isnt that bad..i mean sure we have our problems and we have some bad people but doesnt every country, the only reason we are seen in such a bad light is because every flaw we do have is doubled in size because of the media, we are the most powerful country in the world, "fat chicks" "rednecks" and all, you cant deny that, so stop being jealous and if u dont like it here..either try ur best to make a change or ..leave, i mean our democracy is founded on the power and freedom of the individual, so exercise your power, if your really that passionate and you feel you are right than you should be able to find alot of people who share your opinion and write to your local office and make a change. |
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Rejects on May 26, 2005 @ 8:05 am |
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Ur outta order man for jokin out the 9-11. if you fink that way it should have been you on one of thosse planes instead of a little kid or someones mum or dad, ur such a retard jokin bout things like that! Go America! and also England!!!! |
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Andy on May 31, 2005 @ 1:23 am |
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It is easy for middle eastern despots to preach anti-american sentiments- that is the only way for them to detract from the blatant abuses that they have been committing against their own people- its just stupid! The only reason that the middle east has any money at all is because we bought thie oil-the us has oil in reserves for 200 years- we are just using uip the middle eastern resources first- once the oil is gone- the middle east has nothing and they know it. |
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biggun on June 18, 2005 @ 5:21 am |
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all you non american commie bastards.you can all just die motherfucker die die die
die DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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burn the quran on June 21, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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1.America owns! 2.you live in a mud hut 3.if we wanted oil we would take it with out firing a shot. 4. we dont have to defend our way of life. 5.our men and women in the service know the score. 6. you cover your fugly bitches for a reason. 7.race has nothing to do with it 8. if we have to we will kill every last one of you kamel fucking shit eating muslim fuckers untill we feel you get the message....have a nice fucking day
P.S. the Quran know comes in two ply for that softness you can feel |
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Canadian on June 23, 2005 @ 12:22 am |
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As long as America stays out of Canada and Other Christian countries, they should have the right to do whatever they want in the middle east, africa and asia. |
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the END on June 23, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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America is not an imperialist country Mr. never do wrong canadian......we protect our interests as well as yours and the rest of the free world. The more you distance your
country from ours the more it hurts your economy, soventy,and the little freedom your country still has.I’m so sick of the people north of my boarder putting the country that makes you safe,down. what did we do to make canadians hate us so much? Do you want to be so much like Europe that nothing works and you end up selling out the rest of the world just to stay afloat? like france, russia ,and china just to give an example. Dont bite the hand that feeds you .the same people that are out to get America will not pass you by just becuase you are neutral or my i dare say pussy ass lap dogs of europe’s
socialist agenda. Invade chritian countrys??? what is going on in your little heads up there? not much from what i read from your post..............Stop the madness!
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canadian on June 24, 2005 @ 12:14 am |
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to: the end
did you hear about the war of 1812?
Presedent Madison wanted to invade Canada, to force us to be like you, so we fought our own war of independence (ironically enough) from the states, and ended up burning the whitehouse down (which is why its white, cause they whitewashed the burned wood). Outnumberd 7 to 1, canada forced you back. I support George W, but don’t think we cant burn the whitehouse down again. (it’d be funner burning down mecca or medina though, ill give you that. |
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the END on June 24, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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The war of 1812 was not a canadian war........you thank that was your country??? how funny is that. It was England not canada that saced washington and burned the white house.. what kind of mind numbing ,brainwashing bull shit do they feed you up there.
read a fucking history book. we never tryed to invade canada! i have to go tell some people about this..they are going to piss there pants.thanks for the twisted canadian history lesson freak. |
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the END on June 24, 2005 @ 4:48 pm |
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The War of 1812 was fought between the United States and Great Britain from June 1812 to the spring of 1815, although the peace treaty ending the war was signed in Europe in December 1814. The main land fighting of the war occurred along the Canadian border, in the Chesapeake Bay region, and along the Gulf of Mexico; extensive action also took place at sea.
The British appeared near success in the late summer of 1814. American resistance to the diversionary attack in Chesapeake Bay was so weak that the British, after winning the Battle of Bladensburg (August 24), marched into Washington, D.C., and burned most of the public buildings. President Madison had to flee into the countryside. The British then turned to attack Baltimore but met stiffer resistance and were forced to retire after the American defense of FORT MCHENRY, which inspired Francis Scott KEY to write the words of the "Star-Spangled Banner."
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theEND on June 24, 2005 @ 4:48 pm |
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In the north, about 10,000 British veterans advanced into the United States from Montreal. Only a weak American force stood between them and New York City, but on Sept. 11, 1814, American Capt. Thomas MACDONOUGH won the naval battle of Lake Champlain (Plattsburg Bay), destroying the British fleet. Fearing the possibility of a severed line of communications, the British army retreated into Canada.
do you still think it was your country that kicked the shit out of us? No. It was England useing your country as a entry point to the U.S.. We wanted to invade canada to keep the brits from invading us. So your Independence from the USA is bullshit!!!!! |
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thats right! on June 24, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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i guess Canada never has had a great war or rich history to recite so they have to make them up.I do like the part about the 7 Americans to every 1 Canadian. funny stuff. From what i can tell and have read about the canadian envolment ,it was next to none. As a matter of fact some of the canadians helped the americans locate british troop movments and even joined the ranks of our army. So befor you state facts about stuff, you should read into it. you might even want to look it on the net after you read this . By the way: AMERICA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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seth on June 27, 2005 @ 11:17 am |
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To "the end", you talk a good talk, and on many points your semi-right, but your knowledge of the subject is journalistic at best ( you got a fuckin’ subscription to Wikipedia you little prick) . America is indeed imperialist and has been at certain times throughout it’s history and in any American history book you will find numerous chapters on the "Imperial Era" and the reasons for it, like racism and socail darwinism, righteousness, Mahanism, and access to foreign markets, raw materials, and investment opportunites that all started in the 1890’s. The word Imperial is not just a reference to British Imperialism, dipshit.
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Jimbo on June 27, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
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to ’"the end’. Seth has a very good point every American history book does have sections devoted to the imperial era. How can you not say they are not imperial when they are in Iraq. Empiriialism is exploiting people or nations for the benefit of power through military occupatio or rule (colonial). I’m not necessarily against the war in Iraq, bu ti is what it is.
You are somewhat correct about Canada not fighting the war of 1812, but it was thought by the English of which the area called Canada today was a part of. It is a question of semantics, dipshit.
so here’s some advice, go fuckin fuck yourself, you fuck |
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Canadian on June 28, 2005 @ 1:17 am |
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American independence was fought over greed, to discontiue mercantelism, not hollywood "freedom from subjugation". Your’re countries values were flawed from the begging |
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canadian on July 1, 2005 @ 2:15 pm |
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Happy Canada day to you mother fucker! |
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the END on July 1, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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Why do you have a canada day? So you wont feel left out? Your country is a lap dog of the U.K.. The world could care less about canada . I bet you cant name one thing canada has contributed to the world. Can you? didnt think so. And seth (a.k.a. jimbo) go suck your mothers fat herm dick . where are you from?? Some poor third world country?? |
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STUPID AMERICAN on July 1, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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GO AUSTRALIA!!! WOOT!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3172505.stm
They have the BEST teams and the BEST most CORRECT intelligence of ALL!!!!
Not even ONE Australian death in Iraq!!!
http://www.smh.com.au/news/After-Saddam/Australias-first-Iraq-death-honoured/2005/02/09/1107890233655.html?oneclick=true
------Now seriously ....
I have a grip of Aussie friends that I hang with online and none of them are as pathetic as you guys. We have good discussions and everyone always keeps their manners. There are many things that you guys (the ones posting here) have forgotten.
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/10/13/1034222681531.html?oneclick=true
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/3183418.stm
Don’t let the jackasses on this forum make you think that ALL Australians are as shallow and dim-witted as these chaps. We all have our flaws, but mutual respect should be there. |
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canadian on July 2, 2005 @ 1:16 am |
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List of Canada’s contribtuions:
Lester b. pearson, - UN security force to resolve the suez canal conflict
First radio station in the world: Montreal
Best world class hockey!
Avro arrow prject
manhatten project: uranium and most of the scientists
Nasa- large amount of scientists
NOrad
Nato
etc, etc. |
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the END on July 2, 2005 @ 10:43 am |
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An entertainment broadcasting venture based in Wilkinsburg, Pennsylvania, became the first commercial radio station, KDKA, in 1920. The station WWJ, in Detroit, Michigan, also one of the firsts, began commercial broadcasting in the same year.
Avro arrow project???? ever hear of the fy-22 raptor or the B-1 or the f-16 or the etc.......
crappy example
manhattan project : Robert Oppenheimer was born on April 22, 1904, into a wealthy, New York, Jewish family. They lived in an apartment overlooking the Hudson river...thats in the U.S. for all of you in canada.
Uranium Fission
1938
Otto Hahan and Fritz Strassmann’s discovery of fission steered Germany toward developing an atomic weapon. This motivated the U.S. to launch the Manhattan Project.
that would be german and not canadian.
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the END on July 2, 2005 @ 10:55 am |
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Luis Walter Alvarez
USA
University of California : born in the usa
Berkeley, CA, USA
1911 - 1988
Samuel King Allison
american born in chicago
i just spent an hour looking into the manhattan project and after reading about one hundred people the are’nt still classified, not one of them where born in canada.
All born here in the good ol’ U.S.of A or in western europe
not saying there are no canadian that worked on the project...just none that i could find.
NASA? ok fine there might be some canadians in our space agency but did you ever hear of your own CSA ? you are a moron!
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the END on July 2, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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Three regions, two countries, one team.
Responsible for protecting the airspace of two vast countries, North American Aerospace Defense Command’s area of responsibility stretches from Clear, Alaska, to the Florida Keys, and from St. John’s Newfoundland, to San Diego, Calif. Thousands of U.S. and Canadian military members have worked side-by-side in both countries for more than 40 years to protect North America against an aerospace attack. Aerospace warning and control are the cornerstones of the NORAD mission.
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the END on July 2, 2005 @ 10:58 am |
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To perform its twin missions of aerospace warning and aerospace control, NORAD consists of three regions: Alaskan NORAD Region (ANR), Canadian NORAD Region (CANR), and the Continental U.S. NORAD Region (CONR).
CONR is further broken into three sectors: Western Air Defense Sector at McChord AFB, Wash.; Northeast Air Defense Sector at Rome, N.Y.; and Southeast Air Defense Sector at Tyndall AFB, Fla., which is also the headquarters for CONR.
CANR’s headquarters is in Winnipeg, Manitoba, and the Canadian Air Defence Sector is located in North Bay, Ontario. ANR’s headquarters is located at Elmendorf AFB, Alaska, adjacent to Anchorage.
Dont try to claim this as your own you idiot you just happen to be in the way and we dont want any blank spots in our defence. |
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the END on July 2, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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The North Atlantic Treaty was signed in Washington on 4 April 1949, creating an alliance of 12 independent nations committed to each other’s defence. Four more European nations later acceded to the Treaty between 1952 and 1982. On 12 March 1999, the Czech Republic, Hungary and Poland were welcomed into the Alliance, which now numbers 19 members.
Dude why would you claim this to be one of your countrys gifts to the world? the more you post the more i think they hand out crack at your local elementry schools.
i would love to see what you think the etc etc etc is |
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the END on July 2, 2005 @ 11:35 am |
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Sorry i havent had time to write my posts in both English and french .I wont even go into the hockey thing seeing that both of our countrys have world class teams so its a wash out. ok Lester b. pearson. If you ask most people on the streets around the world or in canada (the home of everything good and the inventors of the wheel),they will give you a blank look and druel on your shoes.Ok he was a great PM. the more i dig into the whole canada thing the more sick i feel.You people think you invented everything. its all lies my friend. you people need help.it must be the long winters
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the END on July 2, 2005 @ 12:11 pm |
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the one thing you can say that was founded in your country was greenpeace............thanks ass holes. |
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the END on July 2, 2005 @ 12:22 pm |
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Top Ten Reasons to Hate Canada!
1) They have cleaner air than us!
2) They are better at hockey than us!
3) They ruined the Christian name Doug!
4) They have flooded the American Lumber Market with cheap Canadian Lumber!
5) They are world leaders in Zamboni technology!
6) They’re icon is a cross between the two things we hate the most, State Troopers and The British!
7) They have free health care!
8) Their beer sucks (except LaBatt Blue)!
9) They use the Metric System!
10) Some of them speak French!
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chris, aka Canadian on July 2, 2005 @ 2:09 pm |
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Famous Canadians
Avril Lavigne
Diana Krall
Pamela Anderson
Romeo Dallaire
Sum41
Barenakedladies
Bryan Adams
Nickelback (from my home town in Port Moody even though i hate them)
Yes i have heard of CSA, our own contribution, the space arm, which is alot due to we have substansually less people then California
I live 45 min. from where green peace was founded, even though i hate them
I much prefer the The Canadian commercial seal hunt, which is a hell of alotta fun
Salt lake city: Womens hockey: Canada won vs US, Hockey mens: Canada won vs US
Asian exlusion league, was founded where i live, to get rid of the smelly sikhs, and japs
The queen (as represented by the Governor General) is still head of the canadian gov’t which means im looking at YOU aussies, as part of the commonwealth to back me up. |
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Canadian on July 2, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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By the way, i hate queers and if Stephen Harper ha anything to say about it, he’ll stop the bill |
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the END on July 2, 2005 @ 6:02 pm |
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Damn it I’m starting to like you! What the hell is wrong with me? Its a canadian mind trick.
You dont have to tell me that a 3rd of the actors in hollywood are from canada, i know this.
Dan Aykroyd Born July 1, 1952 in Ottawa, Ontario. Best known as an original member of the Saturday Night Live crew and his role in "Ghostbusters".
Conrad Bain Born February 4, 1923 in Lethbridge, Alberta.
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the END on July 2, 2005 @ 6:03 pm |
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Scott Bairstow Born April 23, 1970 in Steinbach, Manitoba.
Lothaire Bluteau Born 1957 in Québec?
Hart Bochner Born October 3, 1956 in Toronto, Ontario.
Lloyd Bochner Born July 29, 1924 in Toronto, Ontario.
Tom Cavanagh Born October 26, 196? in Ottawa, Ontario.
Tommy Chong Born May 24, 1938 in Edmonton, Alberta.
James Doohan Born March 3, 1920 in Vancouver, British Columbia. Best known as Scotty the engineer on the original "Star Trek".
Roy Dupuis Born April 21, 1963 in Amos, Quebec and spent his childhood in Kapuskasing, Ontario.
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the END on July 2, 2005 @ 6:04 pm |
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David James Elliott Born September 21, 1960 in Toronto, Ontario.
Dave Foley Born January 4, 1963 in Toronto, Ontario.
Glen Ford Born Gwyllyn Samuel Newton Ford on May 1, 1916 near Portneuf, Quebec.
Michael J. Fox Born June 9, 1961 in Edmonton, Alberta.
Graham Greene Born June 22, 1952 on the Six Nations Reserve, Ontario. photo »
Paul Gross Born April 30, 1959 in Calgary, Alberta.
Tom Jackson Born 19?? on the One Arrow Indian Reserve in Sasketchewan.
Eric McCormack Born April 18, 1963 in Toronto, Ontario.
Barry Morse Born November 16, 1918 in London England. Moved to Canada in 1951.
John Neville Born May 2, 1925 in London, England. Came to Canada in 1972 after enjoying a solid career on the British stage.
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the END on July 2, 2005 @ 6:05 pm |
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Michael Ontkean Born January 24, 1950 in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Matthew Perry Born August 19, 1969 in Williamstown, Mass. Grew up in Ottawa, Ontario.
Gordon Pinsent Born July 12, 1930 in Grand Falls, Newfoundland.
Christopher Plummer Born December 13, 1929 in Toronto, Ontario.
Jason Priestley Born August 28, 1969 in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Keanu Reeves Born September 2, 1964 in Beirut, Lebanon. Grew up in Toronto, Ontario.
Devon Sawa Born September 17, 1978 in Vancouver, British Columbia.
William Shatner Born March 22, 1931 in Montréal, Québec.
Donald Sutherland Born July 17, 1935 in Saint John, New Brunswick.
Kiefer Sutherland Born December 21, 1966 in London, England. Raised in Canada.
Alan Thicke Born March 1, 1947 in Kirkland Lake, Ontario.
its a god damn take over!!!!! im now running to the hills.....MOMMY! |
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chris aka canadian on July 3, 2005 @ 3:40 am |
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if we could win wars with holly wood stars, you might have to worry, but, no one on this side of the border messes with the US army, i can assure you. You (the end) seem reasonable enough. |
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the END (A.K.A.) Jay on July 3, 2005 @ 5:26 pm |
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Thanks to you chris I now know more about canada than I wanted too. How ever, I’m glad
you guys are a british commonwealth than some muslim fucked up third world country.
But, I diegress, you guys are still a bunch of wankers! Have a happy 4th of july! |
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chris on July 4, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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And im glad you guys arent full of smelly mexicans ( ooops, you are....) or like you said, some muslim fucked-up-the-ass country. |
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chris on July 10, 2005 @ 1:15 am |
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you got a point |
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MIKE on July 11, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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whooo america owns that KICKEDASS! |
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reece brooman on August 8, 2005 @ 1:27 pm |
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halairious they should be on tv |
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Ulster on August 31, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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From"Ulster on August 31, 2005 @ 10:15
Northen Ireland we part of the best kindom in the world.We have a Queen(god bless her)
we get to band parades and were fucking LOYALIST.Heres a joke
Whats brown and half eaten?
the Popes easter egg! |
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DTOOT on September 5, 2005 @ 2:42 am |
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Dumb fucks and fat women, DO NOT FUCKING MAKE UP AMERICA. You can’t blame americans for this fucking war. It didin’t need to happen, and the fucking idiot we call our president made it fucking happen.
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emma on September 5, 2005 @ 2:42 am |
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what do u call a russian man wit 3 balls
pinchinbell |
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brit on September 12, 2005 @ 2:22 am |
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I think you forgot Mike Myers as a Briton grew up in Canada!
I’m British and very proud. And I think the problem here is that everyone is typing before they truly think hard about what they’re typing? I mean yeah America does suck, but so does alot of other countries, we all suck in lots of ways. I do have a few bones to pick with America though.
1) "Freedom" Wise up guys, no-one in the world is truly free. "Gets the fuck out of the country!" - Okays and how can someone from a country where 20% have Passports leave the country? And how can one of those 20% stay out of the country before the local police of said visited country bust their arse and send them home? Grow up. No ones FREE so wise up and stop kidding your self that. Or cant you understand the foundations that your country was built on (besides slavery) is utter bollocks?
2) American men have small willys. FACT
XD aha love it.
P.S All commonwealth countries rule and i love you all!!! |
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Krystal Beers on September 28, 2005 @ 4:32 pm |
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Hey I really didn’t get that at all it’s not even funny.....
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Trinity on December 16, 2005 @ 10:36 pm |
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The end,
to let you know that those top 10 reasons to hate Canada are meaningless and you need to know more about them as the whole ’’the have claner air. It is true they may do...but to hate them for it is ridiculous. There is less people populated in some of their provinces and they do not deserve to be hated. If anyone says they hate someone, they are smaller than th person that they ’’hate’’. AMERICA RULES, ESPECIALLY MARYLAND!!! |
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