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National Bird
Posted by: jake on July 2, 2004 @ 4:11 pm
Q: What is Iraq’s National Bird?
A: Duck |
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dude on August 23, 2004 @ 7:32 am |
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Jake u rock that was awesome. VOTE BUSH!!! |
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chris on August 25, 2004 @ 11:59 pm |
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Dude you rock vote Kerry!!!!!!!! he’s navy HOO RAH |
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dude on September 25, 2004 @ 8:44 pm |
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Okay, I’ll vot Kerry too.....But only cause Bush is a total fucking RETARD. |
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Jake on September 26, 2004 @ 11:57 pm |
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Hoo rah?!??! That’s not the Navy cry dumb A**!!!! I can tell you and "dude" are of the intelligent sort!!! losers.... |
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kiroe on October 1, 2004 @ 6:36 am |
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hahahahahahahahha hoo rah........u moron |
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Thomas on October 5, 2004 @ 3:29 pm |
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LOL..: |
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giv'r on October 5, 2004 @ 9:00 pm |
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Well Chris is going to vote for Kerry...what do you expect? Some form of intellegence. |
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armybrat on October 5, 2004 @ 10:31 pm |
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its hoo-ah, not hoorah!!! vote kerry, bush is an idiot |
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matt on October 6, 2004 @ 3:23 pm |
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RIGHTTTTTTTTTTt....
we’re not all yanks like u!
vote the Labour party! Tony Blair will NOT be leading next term! SO VOTE |
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armybrat on October 7, 2004 @ 11:12 pm |
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not a damn yank just have a husband in the army, i know my military lingo |
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martin on October 10, 2004 @ 8:38 am |
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that was shit |
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GoArmy on October 11, 2004 @ 10:08 pm |
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Hell no, vote for Bush, Kerry doesn’t know shit about the military. And don’t you dare bring up how we won 3 purple hearts; he’s a huge pussy and doesn’t deserve any of them. And the hell with Navy, Army kicks ass. Any army soldiers out there, remember this cadence..."Oh there are no Airborne Rangers in the Navy.." |
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USMC WIFE71604 on October 12, 2004 @ 6:07 pm |
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FUCK THE ARMY, JOIN THE MARINES, IT WILL ACTUALLY GET YOU SOMEWHERE IN LIFE. |
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Army dude on October 15, 2004 @ 10:28 am |
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Dear USMC wife 1604, you obviously do not know anything about the army, we are bigger than the marines, we have our special forces, our mountain divisions, our army rangers, our MP Brigades, heck the Air Force used to belong to the army till just after WW II. We have it all then some. Nothing wrong with Marines, we are all brothers in this war, but you really need to read up and educate yourself. You have no concept of how the Army runs. |
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Army dude on October 15, 2004 @ 10:28 am |
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Dear USMC wife 1604, you obviously do not know anything about the army, we are bigger than the marines, we have our special forces, our mountain divisions, our army rangers, our MP Brigades, heck the Air Force used to belong to the army till just after WW II. We have it all then some. Nothing wrong with Marines, we are all brothers in this war, but you really need to read up and educate yourself. You have no concept of how the Army runs. |
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bad joke on October 15, 2004 @ 10:32 am |
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Some of these jokes that are posted at this site really suck. Some of the people who are leaving these jokes need to learn how to read and to write. |
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USMC WIFE 71604 on October 17, 2004 @ 12:46 am |
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GO FUCK YOURSELF ARMY DUDE. YOU OBVIOUSLY LIKE IT UP THE ASS IF YOU ARE DEFENDING THE ARMY. NO MATTER HOW MUCH BIGGER THE ARMY IS OR WHAT ITS GOT, ITS HOW THEY ARE TRAINED. THE MARINES ARE HAVING TO SAVE YOUR ASSES OVER SEAS BECAUSE YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. IF YOU WERE SO MUCH BETTER, MY HUSBAND WOULDN’T BE GETTING DEPLOYED TO UNFUCK WHAT YOU HAVE FUCKED UP. SO TAKE THAT ONE AND SEE WHAT YOU HAVE IN RETURN. NOTHING, THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT FUCKER!! |
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M.O.M. on October 19, 2004 @ 11:23 pm |
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The joke made me chuckle...........but.............It doesn’t surprise me that Dude would vote Kerry......He flip flops too.........first vote Bush ........then vote Kerry!! I agree with GoArmy! Kerry doesn’t know shit about the military!!!
M.O.M. (Mother Of a Marine) |
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Omegared on October 26, 2004 @ 2:35 pm |
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This one is actually funny.
Its rather amusing too, I have a number of Marine friends....they keep testing their body armor, very few of them would still be able to talk if that body armor didn’t work. Oh, by the way, I leave for Army 31Bravo OSUT in January. |
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hubby of usmc 71604 on November 16, 2004 @ 11:52 pm |
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dear army dude. u obviously know nothing of the marines, the army can’t handle shit so they have to send me over agin. that’s all i have so say. so u can talk to me when u grow a pair of nuts.
with love,
LEATHERNECK |
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...... on December 8, 2004 @ 5:06 pm |
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ive never seen such stuped ass jokes!!!! |
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...... on December 8, 2004 @ 5:07 pm |
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ive never seen such stuped ass jokes!!!! |
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the critic on December 10, 2004 @ 12:40 pm |
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the PM is an ass and bush is just a total asswipe oh and the joke sucked too |
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mexichick on December 16, 2004 @ 11:19 pm |
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Bush is not an asswipe. That man has done wonders for this country and I think the only reason you don’t see that is because you are just some rebelious little punk who can’t get his facts straight. Bush did the right thing, sending our troops over there to fight. If not you would probably be crying to your mommy b/c an Iraqi soldier would have a gun pointed at
your head. DUMBASS!!!!!!! |
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11-xray on December 20, 2004 @ 7:14 am |
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Bush did great things we have a larger deficit then ever before and he managed to get the unemployment numbers higher then they have ever been. |
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Osama Bin Laden on April 7, 2005 @ 12:35 pm |
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When I read how you treat each respective service with such disrespect. You are all your worst enemy.... |
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Brian Bearman on April 20, 2005 @ 7:46 am |
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u all suk ass |
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LCPL Calia USMC on June 28, 2005 @ 8:30 pm |
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To all you Army soldiers out there... We are not soldiers, we are Marines, with a capital "M". Get it right! |
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Hoo-ah on July 4, 2005 @ 6:38 pm |
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Vote som other guy God damn it, i’m gett in tired of this Bush/Kerry shit... |
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