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MUSCLE
Posted by: Tuffnbuff on September 3, 2004 @ 7:03 pm

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An army recruiter walks up to a wimpy man and says, "Would you like to join the army???."" The wimpy man says, "My arms aren’t very strong, but my legs are....I’d much rather join the Leggy!!!!"


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From: gp on September 8, 2004 @ 1:18 pm
Comment: dats funny as hell

From: mv on September 28, 2004 @ 3:01 pm
Comment: Dumbest joke ever

From: kiroe on October 1, 2004 @ 6:35 am
Comment: o...........m................f..............g
i hope you die

From: Victor on October 11, 2004 @ 10:04 pm
Comment: "From: mv on September 28, 2004 @ 3:01 pm
Comment: Dumbest joke ever "

"From: kiroe on October 1, 2004 @ 6:35 am
Comment: o...........m................f..............g
i hope you die "


Agreed

From: abby hammon on October 13, 2004 @ 9:58 pm
Comment: I think that the last person was meen by saying i hope you dye.
so i am not going to say that.i think that was kindouf funny.

From: alex on October 21, 2004 @ 7:47 pm
Comment: that was pretty funny

From: linz on October 28, 2004 @ 6:47 pm
Comment: i laughed at it

From: myyty924 on October 29, 2004 @ 6:07 am
Comment:
that joke sucked ass, what are you in the 4th grade

From: subhashish on November 7, 2004 @ 9:35 am
Comment: thats not funny ,,

From: ur mom on November 18, 2004 @ 9:39 pm
Comment: fucking tards.. loosen up.. jokes was pretty funny had me laughing for about 20 secs ^.^

From: Veteran desert storm on November 21, 2004 @ 7:00 pm
Comment: stupid!

From: dgset on November 27, 2004 @ 11:22 pm
Comment: What made me laugh most was: "O...............M....................F...............G........., I hope you die."
The joke wasn’t that funny.

From: Army chick on November 29, 2004 @ 3:09 am
Comment: Wait, you were the wimpy man that said that weren’t you! Dumb ass!

From: Amber on December 4, 2004 @ 12:44 am
Comment: That is so stupid

From: ......... on December 8, 2004 @ 5:04 pm
Comment: how fuckin stuped can you get?

From: the critic on December 10, 2004 @ 12:37 pm
Comment: i laughed not at the joke but at the dumbass that made it up wow did that take more than 2 seconds to think up

From: u.s marine on January 7, 2005 @ 10:37 pm
Comment: god damn kid ur a dumb ass that sucks ass

From: Army chiq on January 14, 2005 @ 7:57 pm
Comment: i may be for the army thats not the only reason that joke sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: big on February 8, 2005 @ 2:18 am
Comment: that was funny if i was 6 or if i had a i.q. of 17....


semper fi...

From: j.c on February 9, 2005 @ 11:46 am
Comment: u suk dick bitch

From: YM on February 28, 2005 @ 7:49 pm
Comment: You have the 2nd longest joke out of all of them? so why are you wasting your time?

From: foo u on May 1, 2005 @ 12:55 pm
Comment: that is the shittiest joke i’ve ever heard... you desearve to die.

From: EL Zorro on June 20, 2005 @ 11:34 pm
Comment: Whats your address so i can send you some rope so you can hang your self

From: greg on June 27, 2005 @ 10:58 am
Comment: Dear "tuffnbuff , is your handle a reference to the resilience of your arsehole to butt pirate pillagings or your boyfriend’s, because there’s a lot of sailors who’d be interested in knowing that, or was that the whole point?

From: shawn44 on July 26, 2005 @ 12:10 pm
Comment: pretty funny

From: felix on July 31, 2005 @ 1:33 am
Comment: what the hell

   
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