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Speeding tickets
Posted by: James Smith on November 30, 2004 @ 3:48 pm

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Who gives speeding tickets in war zones.


Answer: The U.S. Army


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From: superman on December 1, 2004 @ 6:39 pm
Comment: how is that a funny joke its like a trivia question for god sake

From: argie on December 5, 2004 @ 7:06 pm
Comment: watch for my ’american’ joke when they decide to put it on

From: the critic on December 10, 2004 @ 12:34 pm
Comment: wow that sucked

From: human being on December 10, 2004 @ 3:19 pm
Comment: If that was anymore crappy i’d swear youd be a good terrorist

From: mexigirl on December 16, 2004 @ 11:09 pm
Comment: That was really retarted. Don’t quit your day job honey!

From: Whomever on December 24, 2004 @ 8:45 pm
Comment: O.k. first I’d like to say that you’re a dumbshit. If somebody is speeding in a warzone I would shoot the mother fucker not give them a ticket. Piece of paper costs pennys. Cost of single bullet; pennys not to mention the entertainment factor after te bullet tears through the vehicle.

From: capt'n pickle on January 3, 2005 @ 5:18 am
Comment: Arh.. ye can tell this website is American

From: u.s marine on January 7, 2005 @ 10:35 pm
Comment: this joke rocks ass u dumb fucks becuz thats all those pussies are good for is writing fucking speeding tickets

From: big on February 8, 2005 @ 2:13 am
Comment: when you posted this joke did you even have a rational thought in your head how fucking stupid are you and you relize that you have jst wasted everone ’s time who has read this joke.......thanks alot

semper fi....

From: Fark-tard on February 20, 2005 @ 7:34 pm
Comment: Army does indeed write speeding tickets to our own guys. In a war zone. The Army are a bunch of pussy base-sitters.

the retard marines are the ones that do all the fighting.

From: pvt from iraq on April 15, 2005 @ 1:58 pm
Comment: they funny part is ive seen it happen

   
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