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dessert
Posted by: robo on December 4, 2004 @ 4:46 pm

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three army men in the dessert 1,english captain,1scotts corpral,1irish solider. driving through the dessert the army truck breaks down so the english captain says,right im taking control of this situation,and im having all the water out of the radiator! the scotch corpral says why you having all the water out of the radiator for? the english captain replies so when it gets to hot i wont die of thirst" .......
right says the scotchman,im having all the oil out of the engine!
why you having the oil out of the engine replies the irish solider?
so when it gets to hot i can rub the oil over my body so i dont get sun burnt replies the scotchman..............
then all of a sudden the irish solider says right im going to have the passenger door then!
the english captain replies what do you want with a passenger door?
the irish solider says ,so when it to hot i can wound the window down!!!!


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From: turd on December 8, 2004 @ 4:59 pm
Comment: thats fuckin stuped!

From: the critic on December 10, 2004 @ 12:33 pm
Comment: heard it u just changed the words

From: mexichik on December 16, 2004 @ 11:07 pm
Comment: What are you guys talking about??? That was funny!

From: kirsty on February 14, 2005 @ 12:19 pm
Comment: that is so last year ulosers


From: lame on June 9, 2005 @ 1:04 pm
Comment: lame is that the best you can do ?



From: brit army officer on October 25, 2005 @ 4:01 am
Comment: i say old boy what a spiffing good joke i laughed my socks off every one knows if you wind the window down you will get flies and bugs coming in tally hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo .

   
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