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Posted by: teufelhunden on February 6, 2005 @ 6:05 pm
| A regiment of army soldiers were hiking through a valley one fine day. All of a sudden, a Marine is standing on the ridge to one side and says "Hey, Army, you guys suck!" The commander of the regiment orders a squad of soldiers to capture the Marine. The Marine and the squad of soldiers disappear behind the hills and two minutes later the Marine comes back and taunts them again. "Is that all you got?" The commander of the regiment is angered by this and orders a company of soldiers to capture/kill the Marine. The company and the Marine disappear behind the hills and about five minutes later the Marine appears again and taunts them once more. "Come on, you guys can do better than that can’t you?" the Marine shouts. The regimental commander then orders an entire battalion to kill the Marine. The Marine and the battalion of soldiers disappear behind the hills. About a half hour passes then the commander of the battalion crawls back over the hills, beaten, bruised, and bleeding to death. He shouts back to the regimental commander, "Fall back! He tricked us! There’s two of them!" |
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RISLEY>T on February 11, 2005 @ 12:25 pm |
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DONT TALK ABOUT ARMY |
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Pelican on February 13, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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ARMY will blow your shit away! |
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audrey .H on February 14, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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Fuck all them Jeff i think ur funny’r then hell!!!!!!!! FUCK U LOSERS! U WOULD’NT KNOW FUNNY IF IT BIT U IN THE ASS! |
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Joker on February 19, 2005 @ 6:59 am |
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That is some funny shit there. good one. |
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usmcsniper on February 21, 2005 @ 12:41 pm |
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They just have no idea do they? Thanks for the chuckle. |
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Mata on February 22, 2005 @ 11:08 am |
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Hey I like it and it seems very True..LOL |
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hey on February 22, 2005 @ 10:52 pm |
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somewhat of a knee slapper ,hey riley i dont whine when someone makes fun of the corps your just an immature army brat who probably couldnt do a full set of pyramid pull ups not that the army has a difficult PT program or basic training as i think of it weekends of two weeks off for a holiday and only 8 weeks of training hell a whole 40 days my friend just got back from army boot camp and he was telling me stories of actually calling his drill sergeant a dude and wahts up sir now thats not proper respect for someone who could get E-8 in the first four years hell hes probaly been in two...sorta side tracked oh shut the fuck up you pussie |
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lung on March 9, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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lmao |
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GEN BISHT (INDIA ) on March 11, 2005 @ 9:06 am |
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CHAPS FOR THE MARINE READ INDIAN ARMY SOILDER AND FOR THE ARMY READ USA MARINE. I THINK THAT SETTLES THE SCORE. U MAY NOT KNOW THE TRAININGNWE UNDERGO CAUSE THE OFFICERS WHO HAD COME ON X ATTACHMENT TO INDIA RAN BACK TO THE US SAYING THIS TRAINING IS THE TOIUGHST IN THE WORLD
GEN BISHT INDIAN ARMY |
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Afshin on March 14, 2005 @ 9:44 pm |
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lmao.. im in the Canadian Army Reserves but thats fking funny... Common guys dont take it so seriously lol. The marines are better than us.. admit it...and besides, thats just a joke. I gota tell that to my platoon lol. they’ll laugh
Have a good one
Afshin |
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zack on March 29, 2005 @ 8:27 pm |
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good 1 the army sucks so i found that amusing |
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Loki on March 30, 2005 @ 3:31 am |
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LMFAO, Okay, that’s a good one! Semper Fi! |
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Nasty Girls on April 11, 2005 @ 4:54 am |
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Why is it that everyone has to talk so much crap when all the branches are fighting for the same thing to protect us. The way I see it is they are all good and we’re lucky if they come home at all. My god protect them all. |
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11B on April 11, 2005 @ 3:55 pm |
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That jokes old, theres too many variations of that joke, after hearing it so much, it gets to be stupid. |
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hey on April 13, 2005 @ 12:08 am |
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stop global whining |
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Army on May 4, 2005 @ 1:51 pm |
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Who stormed IRAQ?? 3rd Infantry Division..... the marines were stuck in the mud!!! |
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romtome on May 10, 2005 @ 3:09 am |
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Marines, huh, you fuckers has the most casualty in my area in Iraq, why, you fuckers are retards. OOh look at me, I’m a fuckin sorry excuse for the Navy, all they need to for this country is the Army, other branches are for shit and giggles. We don’t need to waste money on them. |
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jus driftin on August 2, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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fck ! some of you ppl take things way to serious, that was a good fckin joke, get over it, it’s just a joke |
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murfis on September 14, 2005 @ 2:18 am |
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Airbornes the only way to go... way better than the marines, but i must admit its a funny joke. I think the marines and army are the best, while the navy and airforce are a bunch of pansies |
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SPC ANTMAN on December 16, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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That was funny... The first time I read it. Look back to Rangers and Marines, and next time create your own joke JARHEAD! |
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