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parachuter
Posted by: redman on February 21, 2005 @ 8:28 pm

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It was exmas leave for a young man who had just completed his first year
in the air force At exmas dinner his father asked him well son how did it go
your first year Well his son said u know DAd it was great but for one thing
We were all up 15 thousand feet for our first Parachute jump. When it was my turn to jump i panicked and the sarge said if you don’t jump I’ll stick my 10 inch penis up your ass. His father asked ? Did u jump ? His son said
A LITTLE AT FIRST


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From: steve,josh on March 10, 2005 @ 8:27 pm
Comment: that is a sick but true joke. hahahahaha

From: redman's love on March 17, 2005 @ 6:41 am
Comment: Can u do that to me redman??? im really horeny

From: nate on March 22, 2005 @ 9:14 pm
Comment: wtf

From: bigdave on March 24, 2005 @ 11:44 am
Comment: a good one

From: lol on March 25, 2005 @ 10:40 pm
Comment: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NICE!!!!!!!!!!

From: frank elpaso on March 31, 2005 @ 10:49 pm
Comment: thats good

From: k's mom on April 3, 2005 @ 12:30 pm
Comment: Funny as hell!!!!!

From: daddy0 on April 11, 2005 @ 6:42 pm
Comment: that was a good one

From: writings from a pv2 on April 15, 2005 @ 1:08 pm
Comment: cant wait till i go to jump school

From: texas on April 18, 2005 @ 8:47 pm
Comment: wow your a fucking idiot it said Air Force. You know the navy is the only branch of the service that 300 guys go on a ship and 150 couples come off.

From: romtome on May 10, 2005 @ 3:04 am
Comment: fucking ass clown, Navy, what a fucking joke, what the hell are you guys good for anyways? Look at me, I live on a ship for 6 months with 500 guys, I fuckin patrol the world’s ocean. Lick my chode(its that space between my sack and asshole).

From: hitman on May 10, 2005 @ 7:23 am
Comment: romtone u fuck ass dick shit

From: hitman on May 10, 2005 @ 7:23 am
Comment: i hope your balls fall off

From: RISLEY>T on May 11, 2005 @ 12:17 pm
Comment: HHHHHHAAAAAAAAA>>>>>>>

From: mac on June 27, 2005 @ 7:56 am
Comment: good joke, but whats with the slagging of parachuters by navy guys. Thats calling the kettle black if ai ever fuckin heard of it

From: jus driftin on August 2, 2005 @ 12:00 pm
Comment: that was...... sick , but fckin funny

   
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