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things you can get away with in the army
Posted by: mr anonomous on March 12, 2005 @ 3:17 pm

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It’s always amazed me what bollocks you can get away with saying in the army like
"silence when talking to an officer"


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From: justin on March 21, 2005 @ 2:05 pm
Comment: sucks

From: can't remember on April 5, 2005 @ 3:49 pm
Comment: stupid!

From: DANNY on April 8, 2005 @ 6:04 pm
Comment: How about, no writing when hunkpappa’s attack your legs, not directly, but well, you know, the roundabout way. Like from across the cornfield. Or my stove is doin’ da duke, my stove is doin’ da duke. Hot gosh! I can almost taste them spiders cookin’. Any one got any spam remover? There are a child that is hurting me ripe old buns. Come check out the mincemeat twins. They smell like they could all over again, but darn it, Annettte died. Palsy. Damn! Hey, anybody here seen my old friend Sammy? He’s a jerk. Hey, look! there goes Doug. Tire waddling by. Pretend that you liked this and laugh anyway. Please? Check it.

From: DANNY on April 24, 2005 @ 5:42 pm
Comment: Didn’t anyone like what I said? I thought it was funny.

From: romtome on May 10, 2005 @ 2:53 am
Comment: what an assclown

From: rob on June 27, 2005 @ 6:00 pm
Comment: I agfee; backwaters assclown, lkely from the midwest; mail order porn capital of the world.

From: AlwaysRight on August 18, 2005 @ 2:12 am
Comment: This remark (You can’t even CALL it a joke) blows and so do all the comments since. Take a whiff of that ass cloud...

   
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