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Three Men
Posted by: Michelle on March 26, 2005 @ 1:52 pm
Once there were three men hiding from the Russians. One was an american,another was a Japanese man,and the last one was an Indian. the Japanese man went out to face the Russians and yelled,"Tornado!" and escaped. the Indian man came out and yelled,"Lightning!"and was able to escape. tThe american man came out nextand was trying to think of one that the others haven’t said,so he yells,"Fire,"and dies.
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usthree on April 1, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
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i take that joke personally because i am three men. why don’t you go make fun of two men or five? always pick on three. well, you can kiss all three of our elbows. homesnake. |
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WallTimmy on April 10, 2005 @ 4:43 pm |
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i like yu thee men. done feel bad. how bout this joke? ok? three cat walk in to the bar and the bartenner says i thot it was ladys nite tomoro.
or this joke.. ok? what do yu call a deadbeet killd worseless purson. anser...uk solder!! |
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dareren on April 12, 2005 @ 9:23 am |
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jamie leavers and chris hiams |
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pv2 strom on April 15, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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how come its always the american that does something stupid |
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allamericankid on April 15, 2005 @ 2:33 pm |
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whoever wrote this joke is a retard that deserves to be shot, people should be proud to be
americans, not dis them |
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armyboys gf on April 17, 2005 @ 12:36 am |
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that was hallarious.i told my bf who is in da army that joke over the phone and it was pure silence for like 5 mins.i mean it was just a joke and i thought it was funny so props to you girl! |
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puppy nose on April 24, 2005 @ 5:40 pm |
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Us three’s comment was hilarious!!!! Homesnake?? Loved it!! |
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soldier of fortune on May 10, 2005 @ 7:18 am |
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You fuckin yanks are so stupid, if i was an american soldier i’d probably shoot myself... oh wait i wouldnt have to coz my best mate would do it for me! |
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hen paws on May 14, 2005 @ 9:44 am |
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hey, sof, your best "mate"? is he hung like you? like a fly? do you like him on top? |
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soldier of fortune on May 14, 2005 @ 2:23 pm |
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hey fuck face, im actually a woman so go suck off a horse or somethin ass hole! |
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hen paws on May 16, 2005 @ 10:57 pm |
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fuck face? did you think i was your mom? i didn’t know she used the name hen paws also.
HEN PAWS. It’s a good one. |
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Andy on May 18, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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Hey hen paws, thats the worst comeback ive ever heard.. ha ha! |
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hd2893 on May 19, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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y duz everyone dis the U.S. soldiers, they risk their lives for us and we r the best country in the wurrld! RED WHITE AND BLU |
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hen paws on May 21, 2005 @ 11:04 am |
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Thanks, Andy. Go USA!!! |
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adam on June 1, 2005 @ 2:30 pm |
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thats the most fucked up shit i ever heard....wat a load of bullshit
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PATRIOT on July 7, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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YOU SHOULD BE PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, THAT WAS THE DUMBEST SHIT I EVER HEARD. CAN YOU THINK OF SOMETHING BETTER!!!!........ |
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jus driftin on August 2, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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lmao that was a goddamn good joke... and you should be proud to be where your from, no matter where your from... except mabye the middle east these day’s :| ... |
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Army-brat on December 16, 2005 @ 10:36 pm |
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dude America is a hella lot smarter’n that so why dont you listen here M. If your American or not grow up make up an ORIGINAL joke just dont copy off some stupid blonde joke, and i have a sense of humor but that shit was NOT funny |
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