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Toomer’s Corner
Posted by: Matt on April 16, 2004 @ 0:29 am

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Q: Why do Auburn fans always roll Toomer’s Corner?
A: That way there is always toilet paper handy to wipe the cow shit off of their shoes.


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From: Smokey on November 5, 2004 @ 3:39 pm
Comment: PDE is showing off his/her Auburn education. You are = You’re, but your=ownership.

From: Nikki on November 29, 2004 @ 12:02 am
Comment: I think its true because all Auburn is, is a big farm

From: AU = cow college on December 18, 2004 @ 6:07 am
Comment: haha, good one. auburn really is nothing but a big cow pasture. it smells like shit constantly. that place blows.

From: Au FAn!!! on January 17, 2005 @ 11:45 am
Comment: Y did the alabama college pick a elephant for there mascot?

Because they just enough money for the uglyest one

From: UA student on January 27, 2005 @ 4:50 pm
Comment: This is amazing. All the AU fans are really showing there agricultural education with their writing. "Because they just enough money for the uglyest one" I dont even think that deserves a putdown. Go back to grammar school, and if you want to represent a college, at least learn your abc’s.

From: ur mama on February 1, 2005 @ 9:24 pm
Comment: YOUr joke is SO COOL just kidding you need to get a fucking life and make up better jokes you fucking idiot

From: me on February 10, 2005 @ 10:38 pm
Comment: I’m from Auburn and I’ve never stepped in cow shit jackass. Oh, and we ARE all from the same state. HELLO? Alabama, the south. Losers

From: me on April 11, 2005 @ 11:57 pm
Comment: What ever. Auburn is nothing but a bunch of wanna be’s. You know what sucks for yall. The past 2 times you had a team that MIGHT have won a national championship, you couldn’t even play for it. It must suck to be an auburn tiger. I would rather have an orgy with a group of HIV positive leapors than pull for auburn. Thats a dumb ass word anyway. Auburn....must suck to be you!!

From: Carlie on May 16, 2005 @ 6:33 pm
Comment: the most wonderful guy that i ever met went to auborn.... i wonder what ever happened to him.

From: Go to hell Auburn on May 27, 2005 @ 8:50 am
Comment: you suck yo dick licking booty scratcher

From: Mike Shula on June 2, 2005 @ 11:11 pm
Comment: Hey I admit it... WE SUCK... i mean we can do SHIT!! Every time we have a chance for something we FUCk it up again?? I mean we won a few national titles way back when there where like 4 teams in the entire south back it 1819 but now a days we just suck balls all day!! I have nothing to say but good things for the Auburn Tiger and coach Tubberville. They are GREAT and will continue to prosper in the future!! I really and truly see Alabama fucking sucking for a LONG LONG time.. My best wishes is to the Auburn Family and players and coaches. I hope they beat the FUCKING dog shit out of us 4 ever . WAR EAGLE
MIKE SHULA

From: Mike Shula on June 2, 2005 @ 11:12 pm
Comment: Hey I admit it... WE SUCK... i mean we can do SHIT!! Every time we have a chance for something we FUCk it up again?? I mean we won a few national titles way back when there where like 4 teams in the entire south back it 1819 but now a days we just suck balls all day!! I have nothing to say but good things for the Auburn Tiger and coach Tubberville. They are GREAT and will continue to prosper in the future!! I really and truly see Alabama fucking sucking for a LONG LONG time.. My best wishes is to the Auburn Family and players and coaches. I hope they beat the FUCKING dog shit out of us 4 ever . WAR EAGLE
MIKE SHULA

   
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