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Kids say the darnest things
Posted by: m!zz MaJEsT!x on August 8, 2005 @ 10:35 pm
| An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. "Hit him again," the 5 yr. old said. "He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!!" |
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OMG on August 29, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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omg! that was hilarious!!!!!!!!LOL! |
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blonde n proud on September 23, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
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haha hehe so funny hehe |
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John Smith on September 23, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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i thought that was a good joke, keep making them
i have one for u , a little boy wrote to santa clause and ask if he could send him a little sister, the santa wrote back, "ok send me your mom!!" |
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ANJELEYEZ on September 23, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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THAT IS CUTE.........................KIDS DO SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS DON’T THEY? |
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hayely on September 23, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Bella Ragazza on October 1, 2005 @ 12:16 pm |
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Hey I’m an 18 year old Italian girl from Jersey. I really like the posts by a passerby except he says Italians aren’t white. WE ARE WHITE, WHITE AS A SNOWSTORM IN ALASKA! Other than that I LOVE his posts. I wish my boyfriend would pull my ears all the time. I ask him "come on honey pull my ears, please pull my ears" but he doesn’t take me seriously. :-( So for now I’m stuck pulling my own ears. |
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thacutestpr on November 17, 2005 @ 4:28 am |
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wat does dat have 2 do wit anything? |
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HA on January 11, 2006 @ 1:10 pm |
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that was hillarious |
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Truth teller on January 11, 2006 @ 2:44 pm |
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That one was worth my time. |
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Alanis on January 11, 2006 @ 2:47 pm |
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Knock Knock
who’s there
bicyle
bicyle who
a bike has a bell on it |
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Josh on January 11, 2006 @ 2:48 pm |
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hahaha......... that sucked |
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God on January 15, 2006 @ 8:51 am |
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Damn Good |
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